It had been three months. Whole base had been aware of his big bang practical. And the radiation it created, it burned his tissues. He though married Naina but aftereffects of exposure to radiated and heated atmosphere resulted in he being rude and angry. He lost his touch and became sulky smith.

About Naina, she was earlier a damsel. A damsel in disaster who did needed a knight in shining armor. But what she got was knight with standing armor. So what happened was just a parody. Real life Disney princess became brazzers one. She began fantasizing about his wand. She waited for him to cast his spell. She wanted his patronus to burn her. She wanted his wand to show its magic . She wanted her harry potter to become Johnny Sins.(My keyboard is showing no spell mistake in Johnny Sins. Has Google added it to dictionary? )

It was not her fault. The way he had helped her, the way he had groped her, the way he had played her, nobody did ever. He had awoken a sleeping Mia Khaleefa in her. Now a days she had been creaming her clothes. When she was spotting him with all ready in tight uniform, muscles outlined and that five o' clock shadow, She had begun feeling a invisible thrill. Her whole body began to burn. She began becoming volcano whose cap was waiting for his earthquake to appear. Her faucet leaked. She needed his tool. Her land needed drill. Her body grew diamonds at places. They needed his callous platinum. Her cape horn blew sirens after seeing him.

But since the day they married, she never got to see his now hers Eiffel tower. What was the meaning of being French when you cant enjoy this tower! What was meaning of being her wife when he was not keen on performing his marital duty.

At last she thought. She thought very hard. She was dripping time to time but coat she needed was hung somewhere with him. Now it was time to take matter in her hands.

She bought a toy. She packed it nicely and then.....put it on his table.

When he came back to his quarter, he saw rhe wrapper. He queried but...Naina was not in mood of being that innocence naive ideal naina anymore. So she refused to answer. He then had to open it himself.

When he opened.....

'What the Fuck, Naina?'

'Wrong question. Where to Fuck, Naina?'

'Why this?'

'After marriage, I needed bonestroming not brainstorming. I needed muscles ache, you gave me headache! Why?'

And he was tongue tied. He thought over and over.

When he had the whole playground only to himself now, why the hell he was not ready for bam bam in her ham!

So..he launched himself. And she ran away.

He chased her. She eloped.

He tried to catch her. She flew.

In the end both landed on the bed. Raj saw all around. Bedroom was the most personal and closest place in house. It was secure also. So he stood up and gave Naina a look.

While Naina on bed breathed in and out. Player was ready. Now it was upto her as a referee when she would blow her whistle. But her spaghetti needed his noodle. So why she was bit scared today?

Because it was first time after being a wife. She wondered whether in chants of marriage there was some hym against her all gained courage which she offered to holy fire during worship.

Raj peeled his shirt off. And her eyes got stuck at that perfect shaped body. She remembered the days when this hard granite used to crush her sponges. But the pain was soothing. But her owen was seething right now. She needed his cooler. Badly.

Raj gave her a good stripping show. He was getting to peel his banana when she stood up.

'I need joint session of congress not election of Congress. Come to assembly and stand your member. Dont show this manifesto off.'

He gaped. Wasn't he the one who was devotee of this cult? When the hell did she join? Perhaps his login brought virus in her system. Perhaps..

He kissed her. His lips wetted hers. They moved on her. Mapping whole of her. Inch by inch. But being his woman she could not take it longer. She pushed him down and climbed to his mountain.

'Ohh Raj. You dont know how badly I wanted you to park your ship to my dock! I was flooded. Tides were there but still you ran away. Now my storm will blow your minds. Just wait and watch.'

He sighed. The feeling was bliss. His bread and her butter..the divine sandwich was giving him too pleasure.

'I was contaminated. I was idiot. My mind was stuck to somewhere else. I ignored you. Sorry love.'

'Make up for it. Babe. You'll have to clear your account. You owe me. Dont you?' She hold the trophy and kissed it. Then once more she kissed it. Finally she sucked his lollipop and his eyes almost popped out.

'Yes.yes. I owe you. I was absent from my workplace. But now that i have rejoined the club we'll crack the records and burn the midnight oil.'

She jumped on his pole. She climbed on it and then slide down. His hands found her assets and worked upon them. Her monsoon helped his typhoon. Tsunami came and blew her shores off.

Then temperature dropped. He pulled out and she got irritated.

'Seriously? Your engine got only this much fuel? Your metal got Rusted after marriage?'

'No baby. I am changing gear thats why break. And my metal..I got it sharp with days in my hand.'

Without a pre notification he rammed his mail to her inbox but from rear. His asteroids collided with her galaxy. And she saw stars. So many that she cried in pleasure...

He held her chandeliers and shook them. While his tubelight burned bright in her room.

She was high in pleasure. She had no idea what was around her. What was in surrounding. All that matter was her screw and his screwdriver. He drilled her perfectly. Nicely, smoothly but hardly.

Her body shook up with her orgasm. Her nerves got electrocuted with height of pleasure while he fell on her tummy exhausted. His wires burned.

'Raj..'

'Hmm.'

'Tumko sach me Ye baby nahi chahiye tha..'

He got startled.

'Nahi. Why do you think so?'

'I think you married me because you wanted to shag. You never thought of my baby '

'Yes. Initially. But..Ab jab accidentally I got hit wicket, to umpire se panga kyu lena. Wese bhi extra players ka kya he, unke liye team management hota he na.'

She pushed him.

'Door hato..I am having a life inside me and you....you still think of it as liability? Hath mat laga dena mujhe ab'

'Ok..Hath nahi lagaunga. But I can use my mouth na! Now see what I can do with it.'

He kissed her nether region. He showered the area. As the weather changed, her valley got happy and he got a crop to harvest. His tongue gauged the layers and made them greasy. Soon the coasts were wet and she experienced one more wave of pleasure hitting her.

Her husband was god of thunder. His hammer was giving her jolts back to back. Now when he was using his tongue too, she was sure to die of pleasure. Thor was not going to leave her lady Jane tonight. Her asgard was about to go through ragnarok.

She then pulled him back to her. She kissed him and tasted herself. Perhaps it added the additional salt to his sweet. She wanted to drank him.

Raj on the other hand was getting started now. It was warm up. Tonight he will not leave the field before he wins the battle.

So what he did next was to bend her on bed. And hold her apples. Then he held his fruit and pushed it into her bowl. It was all peachy by the way.

Second battle of her fruit basket. Raj was sure he will win.

Which he did not because when he was about to use his gun third time, Naina got hit by nausea. She puked all over him and ruined not only the moment but his statue of liberty and sheets along mats as well.

It was his rabbitness that his carrot left a root in her. Now when this root became root of his problems, who was to blame.

But Naina was all ready to give him her waffle though in between lunches and breakfast she would puke or sometimes shout out in excitement or anything which a knocked up lady do. He had to go through the phase, learn the lesson and exclaim...

HAKUNA MATATA

complete kink. On the other note,.did I ever mention any mature word except fuck? No. I didnt mention dick, vagina..nothing. So its completely fine. 😂😂😂😂😊

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