Suga: How old are you?

Hinata: I just turned 16

(Y/N): Omg! Your such a baby❤

Hinata:...How old are y'all?

(Y/N) & Suga: 18

Hinata: .

Hinata: This bish--

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(Y/N): Hi, Welcome to McDonald's. How may I fuck up your order today?

Kageyama: Oh i just want something to drink.

(Y/N): You said you want some ink- AYE CAN I GET SOME MCINK-

Kags: ...

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Job employer: I just want to ask a couple questions to see if your the type of employee we would hire.

Asahi: Ok!

Job employer: Are you a virgin?

Asahi: (◎_◎;)

Asahi: *Gulps* What that got to do with the job--

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Yamaguchi: Ohh Suga! Can you pick up McDonald's?

Sugar: Boy the fries I make at home taste just like McDonald's

Yams: .

Yams: BITCH NO THE FUCK THEY DON'T-

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(Y/N)'s middle school teacher: (Y/N)! Is that you?

(Y/N): ..Mrs. Johnson?

Teacher: Yeah!

(Y/N): BITCH-

*stomps teacher to the ground*

(Y/N): You gave me that. Mother. Fvcking. F--