(Y/N) listening to music then dabs.

Kags: How did you do that?

(Y/N): So you take yo arm and you ah

Kags: Like this?

*does some other weird shit*

(Y/N): ...What the fvck was that--

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Teacher: Okay, Hinata its your turn to read.

Hinata: .

*looks at Tsukishima*

Hinata: What page we on?

Tsukii: . . .

Tsukii: Dumbass that's not even the book we reading what is wrong--

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Suga: What the FOCK-

Suga: Oh excuse my language baby

Kags: Oh bitch its alright, I be cussing all the mf time.

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(Y/N): Hey what happened while I was gone?

Tanaka: BOI

Noya: Ok so Susie had three kids right-

(Y/N): How? I was gone- I was gone for a day?

Tanaka and Noya look at each other then back at (Y/N)

Tanaka & Noya: She been fvckin

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Tsukishima: sigh

(Y/N): DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FVCK UP?

Noya: What did he do?

(Y/N): Bitch gon' breathe

Noya: He stay doing some annoying shit!

Tsukii: 🖕🏻

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Hinata backs away holding a phone

Hinata: Hello 119? My friend is trying to poison me!

(Y/N): HOW many times do I gotta tell you? Its FVCKIN seasonings-

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(Y/N): Hey Kageyama, can I copy your work?

Kags: Yeah go ahead

(Y/N): Thanks bro I appreciate it-

(Y/N): .

(Y/N): What does this say..?

Kags: . . .

Kags: Shit I don't know either

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Tsukishima: If you have five apples and you give three away, how many do you have left?

Hinata & Kags: Five?

Tsukii: . 💢

Tsukii: IF YOU HAVE FIVE APPLES--

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Noya: Bro! Are you going to the party there's going to be so many girl!

Hinata: Will there be food?

Noya: .

Noya: But girls-

Hinata: But listen...will there be FOOD?

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Teacher: Alright! (Y/N) you can pick someone else to read.

(Y/N) looks at Tsukishima. He looks back.

Tsukii: *You better not pick me-*

(Y/N): Tsukishima-kun! ～(^з^)-♡

Tsukii: I fvcking hate you.

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(Y/N) checking attendance for the teacher.

(Y/N): Yamaguchi?

Yams: Here!

(Y/N): .

(Y/N): (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Y/N): Punk ass bitch name Tsukishima?

Tsukii: .

Tsukii: The punk ass bitch part is silent

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Hinata: You guys wanna hear something scary?

Noya: YEAH!

Hinata: . . . My grades

Noya, Tanaka, & Kageyama: WAHJFUFOHYC--

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Kageyama: Man what the fvck!

Suga: We do NOT use that type of motherfvcking language in this goddamn household!

Kags: .

Kags: I wonder who I got it from-

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(Y/N) about to leave Daichi's house

Daichi: Where you think you going this time of night?

(Y/N): ಠ_ಠ (҂⌣̀_⌣́)

(Y/N): YOU NOT MY DAD! Dense cute ass fvckin..

Daichi: .