"Hi sir, may I help you?" you asked, trying your hardest not to laugh at the boy in the feminine products area of the convenience store, looking so hopelessly lost and embarrassed that it was pitying to watch.

"I'm on an epic quest to help my lazy sister who's apparently in lots of pain because it's her time of the month!" he yelled, pointing at shelf.

"Do you have a specific brand in mind?" you asked again, grinning broadly from ear to ear because this was amusing.

"Nope," he sighed, "sorry to sound like a pervert, but do you girls like, mind which brand you actually use?"

"Depends on the day," you mused.

"Well she's on the day where she eats nothing but um... ice cream. And she's constantly yelling at me. Plus she's really mood-"

"Here," you said, tossing him a pack of pads, hoping for him to catch it.

This boy's first instinct was to spike it to the ground, so he did just that.

"sCORE!" he yelled, pumping his fists in the air like a madman.

He then returned to his senses and bowed, "I'm so sorry! I just came from volleyball practice,"

You chuckled, "You're pretty cool,"

"I am?!" he gasped, "a cute girl called me cool!"

"Calm down," you laughed,"are you gonna pay or what? Your sister's probably screaming on about where you are when she needs you,""

"Y-Yeah! Sorry," he bowed.

The both of you headed to the counter in a comfortable silence, you watching him fishing for money in his pockets.

As soon as he paid, he thanked you and headed off.

"What a guy," you smiled.

• Extended •

"And then she was like, 'omg senpai! ily!1!1' and I was all woah. What do you think, Noya?"

"You sure did get a lot of the ladies, Ryuu,"

Two customers had just walked in the convenience store, one way shorter than other, but they seemed pretty close and had a good small talk.

You bumped into one of them, looking up, "Oh hey! I know you! Back for more pads?"

"P-PADS?! WHY WOULD YOU NEED THAT?!" the short one questioned, clearly shocked and confused.

"Because I'm a great brother! Not a woman!" the bald one yelled, embarrassed.

"Oh don't worry," you whispered to the shorter one, trying not to burst into laughter, "he's on his last day."

a/n: pFFFFFFT I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING AHHAHAHAHHA

ahhh gomen, gomen, it's so short! ;;m;; im on serious mental block. When i say serious, i mean- i cant draw write or study.

Which im so frustrated at bc i usually have 0 problems with that but now im like sOMEONE PLS

Ahahahaha. hahaha.

story time!
today i found out that my guy friend's arm is rlly cuddly and soft pFffft

im sorry

BTW THANK Y'ALL FOR 23 K GUYS

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i'm so sorry if i haven't updated recently bc i have a deadline for this story i must write for this friendly competition. gAHHH IM TRYING

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