"Keiii... can't we do something fun today?" Curled up on top of his bed, Kotori scrolled through her Facebook newsfeed, while Tsukishima skim-read a magazine. She paused to laugh at a picture of a pug dressed as Pocahontas, then sighed. "All we seem to do is sit around and do our own thing."

"We did something fun yesterday." He said, a small smirk turning his lips but his eyes remaining on the article. She flushed.

"That doesn't count!" The brunette slapped her palm into his chest. He gave a snort of suppressed laughter, dropping the magazine in favour of pinning her arms down to stop her hitting him again. One arm was sufficient for that.

"I beg to differ." Returning to his magazine, he more or less ignored her as she rolled to lay on her side, facing away from him. Sneakily, the girl stretched her arms out, acting as though yawning, then coughed to cover the click noise. Laughing silently to herself, she went to her instagram page- the one devoted to sneak shots of her boyfriend. It had started as revenge for him treating her coldly when they were supposed to be dating, catching him unaware in embarrassing situations- but it had soon gained quite a following.

Giggling to herself, she posted the photo after adding a few stickers to it. He would definitely be mad if he saw- since he was wearing the T-rex onesie she had bought him for his birthday. He only wore it when she guilt tripped him into it but she knew he loved it.

"What are you laughing about?" Quickly locking her phone, she twisting round, to see the blonde megane staring at her critically. Grinning, she waved a hand.

"Nothing, nothing." Thinking quickly, Kotori changed the subject. "Hey, Kei, have you ever seen T-rex parkour?"

His usual blank expression seemed to perk up in interest. Kotori grinned, reaching into the pocket of his onesie. Kei smirked, "Little close there, Kotori." Glaring at her boyfriend, the brunette muttered the words "Ero-Tsukki" and retrieved his phone. Unlocking it, she searched for the youtube video, turning the volume up and then handing him the phone.

Leaving him to it, Kotori went downstairs to his kitchen to grab a bottle of water. A loud, almost scream-like sound made her jump, and she sprinted back up the stairs. Was he being murdered?

Instead of homicide, Kotori was greeted by the sight of the blonde laughing hysterically, tears streaming down his face. His hand pressed to his mouth, but he couldn't seem to contain the shrieks.

Quickly, Kotori unveiled her phone, managing to get the whole thing on video from behind the door to his bedroom. She bit down hard on her lip to contain her own giggles; his laughter was infectious.

As soon as this video was finished, Tsukki fell back onto his bed, breathing hard and the odd chuckle still managing to escape as he wiped his eyes. Kotori grinned.

"You liked it then." She snickered, approaching him, "You sounded like a dying whale, Kei."

Unable to force his grin into a scowl, Kei just jabbed her lightly in the ribs, "Shut up, you."

Kotori just laughed, letting him pull her down beside him. She'd got some good material for her Instagram.

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"Ah, Tsukki!" Yamaguchi called to his blonde best friend as he caught sight of him in the hallway, running over.

"What?" The blonde asked, noting the strange look on the freckled boy's face.

Coming to a stop in front of the lockers, Tadashi fidgeted. "Um, Tsukki, you have an Instagram, right?"

Closing his locker and swinging his bag over his shoulder, Kei frowned, "You know I do."

"But you never post anything, right?"

"What's your point, Yamaguchi?" The blonde sighed, irritated, only for a phone screen to be thrust in front of his face

"Well because I was reccommended this account by Instagram and that's you, right?!" Tadashi looked stressed, and Tsukishima took the phone from him, scrolling through. There were a lot of pictures, some videos, and the account had over twenty seven thousand followers. "What the hell..?"

He clicked on the latest post, seeing a video of himself, crying with laughter. That was his bedroom... yesterday.

Tsukki's expression darkened, and he handed Yamaguchi his phone back. "I'm going to be late to class."

Kotori's danger senses tingled. Sure enough, when she turned around, her boyfriend was at the door of her classroom, talking to the Class representative. A dark aura loomed over him.

"Sonoda-san! You have a visitor!"

Standing up nervously, Kotori did her best to ignore the the wolf whistles and giggles as she made her way to the door. Kei never visited her class, so she knew he must be mad about something.

"U-um, hi, Kei...?"

"Take the video down." He said, cutting her off. He appeared calm, but on the inside he was seething.

"Eh?" He flashed his phone screen at her, showing the account where she posted all of her secret pictures of him. She gave a nervous smile. "A-ah, I can explain..."

"You don't need to, just take it down." Chewing on her lips, she pouted,

"No way." Stubborn Kotori had reared her head, "I like the video. Since usually you're all scowly."

Caught in a glaring match, silence reigned. Then, finally, Kei spoke.

"I'll make you take it down." He said, turning away. "The whole thing... hentai."

"H-hentai?! Me?!" Kotori exclaimed, "I am not!"

Scowling, Kotori returned to her seat. She wasn't going to back down. "Sonoda? Are you alright?"

Sinking further in her seat, Kotori stared at her desk. Her best friend watched her in concern. "I'm fine."

Laying on her bed, later in the evening, Kotori heard a bleep from her phone. She'd been running away from Kei all day, and ignoring his phonecalls and texts. He'd obviously decided to contact her personal instagram account.

Dinosnore: I s2g Kotori if you don't take down the video I'll bite you

The brunette cringed and rubbed her neck. Last time he did that she had a bruise for weeks...

She didn't want to take down the video- it had received a good reception, with over 400 likes already- but if it really was upsetting Kei so much, maybe she should...

You: Alright, I'll take down the video if you let me take a new profile picture with you!

Dinosnore: I'm not doing something so lame.

You: But Tsukki... o(ㄒoㄒ) don't you love me?

Dinosnore: (￣-￣)that's hardly relevant, is it?

Darn. She really wished that that'd work on him for once...

Thinking quietly to herself about what to do, her phone bleeped with another message.

Dinosnore: I'm outside. Let me in.

Standing up quickly, she ran to her window. He leaned against the fence post at the gate of her house, on his phone. She sighed, fiddling with her phone as she trotted downstairs.

Opening the door, she slipped her shoes on, showing him her phone screen as he turned to look. "I took down the video. It's not worth fighting with you over, Kei."

He stared at her, then sighed, wrapping his arms around her. She flushed, surprised by the sudden PDA. It was dark and quiet because it was late, but Tsukki was usually only affectionate when in one of their bedrooms and private. "K-Kei..?"

"It's cold. Shut up." She felt cold fingers tilt her head up, and soft lips touch hers. The shutter click sounded, and he pulled back, tossing her phone back to her. She didn't realise he'd taken it.

Almost immediately, he started to walk away. "There, I kept my end of the deal. Happy?" Kotori stared at the picture of the two of them, then at his slowly retreating figure. "I'm going home."

Blushing and trembling with happiness, Kotori, clutched her phone, "Love you, Kei!"

He just rose a hand in a wave, not turning back.

-Extra-

"Ahh, Sonoda-san, your new Instagram picture is cute!" Kotori was fidgeting with happiness at the praise from her elder, not noticing the blonde who was doing his best not to mind the conversation. Suga grinned, sending him a sly glance, "Who knew our Tsukishima had a soft spot? Kawaii~..."

Kotori grinned, closing one eye and placing a finger over her mouth, "That's because that side of Kei is only mine. Right, Kei?"

She raised her voice, calling to the Megane, and he sighed, stretching out his limbs in preparation for the 3v3 practice match. "Shut up, idiot."

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Pff Tsundere Tsukki is life mkay

Lol idk if you guys have seen the dino parkour videos but they actually k i l l me