Idk if you get the reference of the chapter title, but if you do, you're probably a fan of Rovio

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What HQ got for Christmas ( It's a late chapter bc I wrote one for servamp and forgot to make one for this RIP xDDD )

Daichi: an invitation to a Christmas blind date

Suga: new mittens, a scarf, a beanie with the words "LOVE MOM" knitted on it

Asahi: a bible case ( these things are expensive, no kidding )

Noya: a dakimakura of unity-chan in a Christmas outfit

Tanaka: house and lot.

Miniature.

Ennoshita: a chicken suit

Narita: a diary for 2018 and a pack of scented candles

Kinoshita: a 5' × 5' box stuffed with anime merch and cosplay clothes ( heaven in a box )

Kageyama: a volleyball and new kneepads

Hinata: a smartphone, a new sports bag and a water bottle

Tsukishima: a green hoodie with a cartoon t-rex printed infront and "RAWR" at the back

Yamaguchi: a new scar ( what have i done )

Oikawa: a cellphone case with a design involving aliens

Iwaizumi: a whole fucking treadmill

Kuroo: too many to mention

Kenma: 7 new games

Yaku: grandchildren ( do the math )

Lev: new skating shoes-- //kicked// i shud stop dat

Ok he got a new car from russia, okay???

Bokuto: oppai mouse pad

Akaashi: despair

Ushijima: a harry potter wand and coat and scarf ehhh u get it ( headcanon he a fan )

Tendou: chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

Shirabu: lifetime supply of L'Oréal

Semi: a pink swimsuit

Goshiki: a pair of bloody scissors, a broken locket with his face inside and a dead bat in a christmas box