( so this is kind of like gcs on fb messenger )

GC #1 *June 1, 2017*

Yaku: *accidentally types "SLAT" instead of "SALT"*

Tsukishima named the groupchat SLAAAT.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.

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GC #2 *June 17, 2017*

Tsukishima set the nickname for Yaku to Founder of SLAT.

[Seen by Kiyoko]

Akaashi: Srsly 😂

Tsukishima set the nickname for Aone to Iron. . . Pan.

Akaashi: Wth. Rip Aone.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Hinata to HOEnata 🌞.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kiyoko to I Draw My Beauty Mark 👓.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Asahi to A Friendly Bigfoot 😃.

Akaashi: ._.

Akaashi: I was scanning through the nicknames

Akaashi: And then

Tsukishima: 😂😂

Akaashi: "TerushiMagical"

Tsukishima: I put that there

Akaashi: What clever nickname can you give Kuroo?

Tsukishima: Idek

Tsukishima: Hmmm

Tsukishima: Mr. Di-- *killed*

Akaashi: Diabetic. . . Di-- *killed too*

Tsukishima: BRUH

Tsukishima: Ok so now I have this lingering theory about Kuroo's duck being a source of diabetes

Tsukishima: Yes

Tsukishima: Kuroo's duck

[Seen by Asahi]

( note: ok the reason why kuroo is 'a source of diabetes' is bc he's been nicknamed 'Candy' bc of a diff story but ok I'll just say thats it's bc he's 'acting sickeningly sweet around people' )

Akaashi: XDDDDDDD

Tsukishima: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Akaashi: SAME HERE

Tsukishima: IM BEYOND SAVING I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH TOM

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck.

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Diabetic Duck 😃🔫.

Tsukishima: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Akaashi: I'm still laughing

Akaashi: . . .

Akaashi: 😂😂😂

Tsukishima: 😂😂😂😂😂

Akaashi: I'm crying now XDDD

Tsukishima: IKR

Tsukishima: MY DIAPHRAGM HURTS

Tsukishima: @Diabetic Duck 😃🔫

Tsukishima: @Diabetic Duck 😃🔫

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SLAT ( originally GC #1 ) *June 17, 2017*

Tsukishima set the nickname for Kuroo to Kuroo The Diabetic Duck.

Akaashi: NO

Akaashi: TSUKKI NO

Michimiya: ._.

Tsukishima: YES 😂😂

Akaashi: I'M LAUGHING AGAIN

Akaashi: WHY U DO DIS

Tsukishima: 😂😂😂

Akaashi: I'VE FINALLY CALMED DOWN AND THEN. . .

Akaashi: 😂😂😂😂😂

Tsukishima: I HAVEN'T STOPPED LAUGHING

Tsukishima: AT ALL

Michimiya: Rip @Akaashi Keiji

Akaashi: I

Akaashi: Need

Akaashi: Air

Akaashi: HALP ME

Akaashi: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michimiya: 😂😂

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck give @Akaashi Keiji mouth to mouth

Akaashi: XDDDDDD

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck

Akaashi: PLS NO

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck

Akaashi: My stomach hurTS

Tsukishima: I NEED THE CHURCH NOW 😂😂😂

Tsukishima: The other ppl don't know of the origin of this nickname 😂😂😂

Akaashi: I am in forging dire need of air

Michimiya: Lelelel

Akaashi: INHALE

Akaashi: EXHALE

Tsukishima: AND CONSULT THE DIABETIC DUCK

Michimiya: ;-;

Tsukishima: Ikr

;-;

Michimiya: Wtaf 😂😂😂😂

Akaashi:
+RIP+
Akaashi Keiji
200X - 20XX
Cause of death: Laughed too hard that he lost breath. Blame Diabetic Duck.

Tsukishima: RIP *funeral music*

Michimiya: I give you my blessings

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck you killed Akaashi

Michimiya: ._.

Tsukishima: @Kuroo The Diabetic Duck

Tsukishima: I can't

Tsukishima: 😂😂😂😂😂

Akaashi: Diwslbaanqdsdbwlqpwdbsbdnd

Tsukishima named the group Territory of the Diabetic Duck.

Tsukishima changed the group photo. ( changes the group photo to that laughing kuroo pic )

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Ok I'm too lazy to copy the rest but they're basically just ranting about Messenger not having a duck emoji. And about the coincidental event of Yaku's (@Solena_Flaroe) duck ( the real duck the animal ok ) dying the day before.

Ok so the source is actually a real GC.

I'm Tsukishima.

Do u see my sins

And my naming sense

@KazukiNanami is Akaashi and btw @KazukiNanami i copied everything precisely

Including the number of emojis and all that crap

I'm too diligent

But in case someone didn't get this

Check your keyboard and look at the letter beside "u" to the right side

It wasn't a typo tho

I intentionally typed "DUCK".

I can't tag Kuroo's acc tho bc IDK what it is