original note deleted. i'm from the future and i advise you to turn back now to save yourself from the rest of this cringe i made when i still had the audacity to make friends.

or atleast... call them that unaware of their views on my existence.

i regret everything from the existence of this book to the events that sparked inspiration in my cold dead heart, and as such, i must once again implore you to turn back now and, you know... maybe just read my other crack books instead of this.

yes, that was a plug-in, but it was also legitimate advice.

for now, i would have to take my leave and do my research on how to study because i got a huge reality check just now.

although i kinda really doubt i even remember how to study.

please.

end me.

signed,
the worthless piece of unburnable trash running this profile.