the title is definitely original, and i did not just change the spelling of one of my chapters from servamp hc book in order to come up with that.

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hq attending a concert of their favorite band for the first time:

hinata: the lights were all booom and gwaaaaah and then i jumped because i couldn't see!!!

kageyama: hinata i fucking carried you and you kept moving around. i deserve a shoulder massage. concert was amazing tho *containing excitement*

tsukishima: *just stands in the center and enjoys the show without difficulty* *gets out with a limp arm* i almost lost it when they began to go crazy and mosh pit

yamaguchi: yeah, the mosh pit at the end was really annoying... *is one of the people who participated in the activity of hell*

daichi: i hope you guys enjoyed, because i did. worth spending my money over, unexpectedly.

suga: look, i can do a metal scream! *does a low, then a high*

asahi: wow, suga that's aweso— holy shhhh— ah, uh, yeah, i kinda enjoyed... except... everyone... i felt as if they were trying to suffocate me... oh n-no—

noya: that was so manlyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaah i'll definitely attend one again next time even if i don't know the band!

tanaka: too bad kiyoko-san didn't come with us... but... I GOT A SELFIE WITH *insert drummer name* FUCK YEAH

ennoshita: noya, be careful, you might step into a country concert. also, i bought a shirt.

narita: it was meh, but as long as it gives me something to do, screentime, and quality time with friends, i'm cool with it.

kinoshita: *starts downloading all the other songs of the band bc it's his first time and he just tagged along for screentime*

oikawa: my hair is ruined but, oh well, the effects were so good it reminds me of signals fron space~

iwaizumi: *murmuring profanities bc he was forced*

hanamaki: look at me, man! do i look like *insert bassist name* now? *headbangs and copies thw bassist's movements while wearing a band shirt*

matsukawa: shut up, oikawa. also, oh yes i'll be your *insert vocalist name*, makki! *dances around in band shirt*

kuroo: *is already backstage making new friends aka band members and staff*

kenma: kuroo why this wasn't part of the plan, but thanks for the free ticket from your loaded pockets *goes back to playing* *sings some song*

bokuto: *yelling the lyrics he off-key*

akaashi: bokuto-san, please stop. everyone is looking at our general direction and i definitely don't want to be seen with an idiot like you. *wore his limited-edition pre-ordered band shirt from the official site to the concert*

terushima: *backstage making new friends 2.0*

ushijima: ok so... that was a good show. (definitely the most normal one out of the list—) sadly, i couldn't find oikawa among the crowd. (—yeh normal)

tendou: *backstage troupe memeber no. 3, intimidates everyone except the drummer because he's also a huge fucking weirdo but more chill*

shirabu: yeah... it was okay i guess. *a closet fan, mentally squealing bc he managed to grab vocalist's shoe during that one part where they go down to the audience area*

semi: *trying to do the metal screams on the new songs back at home* ... god i need nine more years or sth

yaku (sorry he and lev ain't with kuroo and kenma. it's been such a long time since i've visited the fandom and the book, i've forgotten about them DON'T STONE ME NO): the lights were so fucking awesome omg although i'm still fucked up over the fact that lev had t on carry me, fuck it

lev: i had to carry yaku-senpai bc he was too small to see the stage, but it was so fun i didn't even notice him accudentally kick me right in the eye! *being treated by a medic*

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*headbangs in confusion*