By Chris Crocker

HQ listening to the song mentioned above:

Daichi: "... *sings along*"

Suga: "why am i listening to this? This isn't even educational, nor does it give me any kind of benefit, yet I'm still listening to it--"

Asahi: *shuts laptop and cries*

Noya: *imagining stuff and having major nosebleeds, goes to some site and listens to blcds*

Tanaka: "nee-san, don't disturb me because I am doing something very productive!" *dances to the music bc he can't get the lyrics*

Ennoshita: *makes his younger cousins listen to it right after*

Narita: "whoever makes these kinds of songs are going down when I become god--I mean, prime minister"

Kinoshita: "hmmm... How avout writing a fanfic about this? But which ship? Hmmm... How about... *opens a book filled with oneshots about ships in his team*"

Kageyama: *looks up the meaning of the song on google*

Hinata: "wow, the song is catchy. *listens* oh nope."

Tsukishima: "... *searches information on the singer*"

Yamaguchi: "WANNAFEELYOURTEETHONMYNECKWANNATASTETHETSUKKIOFYOURSWEATGONNAROCKYOURBODYALLNIGHTITSLUSTATFIRSTSUGHT--"

Oikawa: "Iwa-ch--//kicked"

Iwaizumi: "*throws oikawa off a cliff and listens to the song on his own*"

Kuroo: "song memorized."

Kenma: "*sneeze*"

Yaku: "*choreographed a dance and teaches it to his students in his secret dance studio located at 696 street vikturi bldg, 27th floor Room A.*"

Lev: "hmmm... If I would just remove the lyrics and make a set of routines to do, this would be perfect for a free skate"

Bokuto: "hoot hoot hooot"

Akaashi: "... *downloads song and adds it into a playlist filled with similar music*"

Ushijima: "i need to practice my serves"

THOU HATH FINALLY UPDATED AFTER A MILLION YEARS OF REMAINING IN A DORMANT STATE