High quality excuses for being late from HQ;

Daichi: my cat fell from a tree

Suga: the washing machine was hungry

Asahi: i failed a suicide attempt ( dazai is dat u )

Nishinoya: my mom was angry

Tanaka: the watermelon turned square

Ennoshita: i was pecked by a chicken

Narita: i tripped over my shoelaces

Kinoshita: i came from sangwoo's basement ( oops )

Kageyama: the milk was crying

Hinata: i was hunting for rabbits

Tsukishima: i helped a kid and broke my leg

Yamaguchi: i was busy plotting against L ( ba dum tss )

Oikawa: i washed the swimming pool

Iwaizumi: dumbbells

Kuroo: i came from sangwoo's basement #2

Kenma: i died

Yaku: my grandma called me because our farm's eldest pig was dying

Lev: picking roses

Akaashi: the design of my coffin won't satisfy the god of darkness

Bokuto: a child's balloon fell down the ocean

Ushijima: someone told me i was gay

Tendou: my dog couldn't chase his tail so i cut it and laid it infront of him

Semi: i lost my dreams in this disaster