MWAHAHA IM BACK

Shit got cancelled, now I'm back to my normal lifestyle fue fue fue on we go

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What HQ does when it's their birthday

Daichi
- is pretending to forget and secretly wishing someone would surprise him with a gift or a party
- bc he read mushy novels

Suga
- is baking the whole day and throws a party for the team instead
- receives lots of gifts from both girls and guys bc he is da greatest mama

Asahi
- his family sends him a cake and he literally cries over it
- takes a selfie and sends the pic to the team's chat, flooding the chat wid heart emojis

Nishinoya
- takes everyone to a popular restaurant or diner bc he actually very rich
- posts 183 pictures of his birthday on FB and tags allll the people he knows, both in and out of school

Tanaka
- doesn't actually celebrate it if it's on a school day
- takes everyone out camping on a Saturday or Sunday to make up for it instead and ends up losing his blanket to a dog or something idk

Ennoshita
- doesn't even say or do or think of anything; literally doesn't care
- after everyone greets him, he just roasts them by asking for gifts if they rlly care

Narita
- actually forgets
- thinks for 37 seconds before saying 'ohhhh right. it's my goddamned birthday'

Kinoshita
- cosplays some code geass character, climbs to the top of the mountain, pounds his fists against his chest like king kong and starts laughing mad
- calms down and treats everyone to pizza, yay

Kageyama
- wakes up at 3 am, runs down the house, opens the refrigerator and cradles the bottle of milk ( suggestive words: wine ) as if it's a baby
- drinks it, buys himself cake from the bakery and eats.

ALONE.

( okay, just gunna add something; bc technically, his birthday is on christmas, idk, was it 22? yeh, 22. anyways, since he celebrates this occasion on such times which is most likely winter break idk how japan works, everyone is probs spending time wid their families, or are busy wid their own christmas preparations in lots of stuff, that they do remember Kageyama's bday but just aren't free to attend or even set up a party. so he's still alone. y'know, like seijoh days.

. . . *crickets* pls kill me. no srsly )

Hinata
- bounces around the house and wakes everyone up, then is extra nice for the whole day because he is thankful for another year of being alive
- but hinata, everybody dies someday. ( i sense 'nother headcanon coming up but nvm. it's cliché, you'll get it )

Tsukishima
- stays in his room the whole day
- binge-watches shit idk what, then emerges at 00:00 saying "the date of my birth is when a useless existence was conceived. then i shall live up to that, for even a day."

Yamaguchi
- he visits a grave; the grave of his old self as this day was the death of old and birth of better
- no, srsly, he has this grave thing on a hill

Oikawa
- goes on a shopping spree and purchases gaudy af clothes that don't even match srry while his family searches for a good diner
- ends up spending all the money he got from relatives

Iwaizumi
- does nothing, actually
- then shares moar adventures wid eager kouhais who greeted him as he came into view

Kuroo
- invites everyone to a resort and fixes schedules and shit
- then makes them pay their own entrance fee, stuff, when they get there

Kenma
- hides from kuroo, hides from lev, hides from coach nekomata and hides from everyone in general
- uses this opportunity to coax someone into buying him a new game bc it's 'his bday'

Yaku
- presents hell to everyone on a silver platter
- goes around kicking people and curses bc he has to go through another year of pointless and tiresome living ( headcanon he wants to die )

Lev
- goes to Russia to watch his favorite animal perform in a zoo
- and then goes hime right after, like, literally right after so he can watch the jellyfish in their aquariums back in Japan

Bokuto
- treats everyone to ramen
- then keeps pestering everyone until they give him a gift. if they don't, he go emo

Akaashi
- is on sick leave from class and returns 1 week later like nothing happened
- actually took a tour around a different country bc he says it's a way of rejuvenating himself bc bokuto

Ushijima
- playing volleyball
- . . . yeah. Playing volleyball.

Tendou
- posting crappy jokes online and texting everyone about an elephant
- is actually drunk bc he beheaded another batch of 50-year-olds.

. . . I meant wine, okay

Semi
- goes to buy a new teddy bear and adds it to his shrine
- while in girls' clothes