If HQ had FB ( hail abbreviations )

Daichi: is barely active but atleast he's alive and posts nothing but schoolwork like if they aced some class presentation or after the test results had come out

Suga: chat only

Asahi: shares emo しt and talks to almost everyone behing the screen of social media

( ive found a new way of censorship. しt. High class censorship right here. )

Noya: posts about almost ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that exists on the face of the earth, takes out frustration and disappointment on the net

Tanaka: profile picture = kiyoko

Ennoshita: chat only #2

Narita: has a facebook for the sake of having one and doesn't even have a profile picture ffs

Kinoshita: no one knows bc he might secretly be hacking accounts so he ain't got no permanent one bc he's always on the run

Kageyama: posts either of the following;

- volleyball ( the word itself )

- some uncharacteristic poetic しt about love and trust

- his selfies ( that kill girls )

- random emojis

Hinata: changes every group emoji in messenger to that annoying, smiling sun emoji and doesn't even know how to change nicknames

Tsukishima: bashing, trash-talking, sassing, annoying, and making people feel bad about what they do in everyday life all through comments and messages in his secondary account but primary account exists for the sake of existing

Yamaguchi: dumping art trash and tagging tsukki in every picture

Oikawa: selfies everywhere no room for chill ( and landscapes )

Iwaizumi: nothing

Kuroo: memes, selfies, memes out of his selfies, illegal memes, anime, manga, chemistry, physics, idk science, molecules, phospholipids, atoms, symbionic ふcking TITANS ( did you see what i did there )

Kenma: rants on his 'awful' food and 'awful' games and 'awful' school and 'awful' people and his ""awful"" life all in all

Yaku: kpop posts

Lev: chat only #3

Terushima: weird ass selfies ( e.g. drinking coca cola, doing one hand push ups and washing clothes )

Akaashi: chat only #4

Bokuto: kpop #2

Ushijima: kpop #3

Tendou: art しt #2 + greek mythology, occult, barely online but shares 9 million posts he found in various groups in one hour when he's online and has a lot of RP groups in diff anime communities

Semi: chat only #5