Question of the Day: What is your deepest, darkest secret? (Rest in pieces)

Daichi: I hide porn magazines under my bed, in my closet and between some school books on my shelf. *says everything with a straight face*

Sugawara: I'm into voodoo, witchcraft, blood sealing and demonic contracts. *smiles*

Asahi: I'm a lolicon. *bites fingernails*

Nishinoya: I keep posters of women on my walls and kiss each one everyday. *runs fingers along hair*

Tanaka: I love everything Hello Kitty. *peace sign*

Ennoshita: I am attracted towards people wearing thigh-high socks no matter the gender. *crosses arms and looks away*

Narita: I can't help thinking my aunt looks like a horse and I kinda slightly laugh everytime I see her. *looks at the floor*

Kinoshita: I have been hacking computer systems of various pizza companies for years and have been sleeping with free pizzas. *snickers*

Kageyama: I . . . I once forgot a volleyball rule. *burries face in hands* (wat)

Hinata: I have lice in my hair and Natsu removes them for pastime. *scratches head with both hands*

Tsukishima: . . . *bleeeeep*

Yamaguchi: I have been making Shoujo manga since I was 14 under a pseudonym and my works are famous. *chews pen*

Kiyoko: I draw my beauty mark. *takes marker out of bag*

Yachi: I sometimes start drawing the shirtless figures of everyone in the volleyball club. *nose bleeds and faints*

Oikawa: I get fat easily so I follow a very strict dietary plan. *sobs* (masamunepls)

Iwaizumi: I once attempted to get myself steroids but the cost was high so I went "nah". *poses*

Matsukawa: I once got sued by some stranger whose face appeared in one of my memes. *starts tearing up*

Hanamaki: I got various haircuts in rapid succession and ended up liking none each time and so my hair got this short. *punches table*

Kyoutani: I have a pet cat named Marshmallow. *glares*

Watari: I like to eat children'S COOKING. *starts sweating nervously* (sorry he means children chicken)

Kuroo: I keep condoms at home and in my bag all the time. *pats school bag*

Kenma: I ruined my previous PSP and stole money from Kuroo to buy a new one. *stares at the new psp*

Yaku: I once was approached by an old woman who asked me if I was lost when I went grocery shopping one time. *facepalms while cursing*

Lev: I use pills from Russia that make you taller. *dry swallows a pill*

Taketora: I've printed out the stolen shots of Karasuno's manager and even got a body pillow customized. *waves fist around*

Innouka: I feel like I'm out of place in Nekoma. *hugs a teddy bear* (eh just)

Akaashi: I like gory and horror stuff. *pulls a blanket over head*

Bokuto: I got an owl for a present one time and my other relatives killed it. *goes into emo mode* (sorry)

Ushijima: I have a strange attraction towards ballet dancers no matter the gender. *does the standard ballet pose*

Tendou: I do ice skating internationally and I appear as a Satori with his hair down and eyes sharp. *bows gracefully*

Goshiki: I didn't know what ace meant before I came here. *eyes flare up*

Shirabu: I lick the popsicle stick of a popsicle numerous times after I consume it until it goes bland. *runs away*

Semi: I wear two piece women's bikini at home sometimes. *traces 'curves'*

Kawanishi: I want to see everyone's teeth kicked in. *neighs*