Dumb Ways to Die ft. Haikyuu:

Set fire to your hair: Asahi

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear: Hinata, Goshiki

Eat medicine that's out of date: Kuroo

Use your private parts as piranha bait: Kageyama, Kawanishi

Get your toast out with a fork: Tendou, Tsukishima

Do your own electrical work: Daichi

Teach yourself how to fly: Bokuto

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie: Kenma, Akaashi

Invite a psycho-killer inside: Ushijima

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride: Kyoutani, Hanamaki

Take your helmet off in outer space: Oikawa

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place: Nishinoya

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet: Matsukawa, Innouka

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet: Shirabu

Eat a tube of superglue: Yaku

I wonder, what's this red button do?: Lev, Watari

Dress up like a moose during hunting season: Tanaka

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason: Yamaguchi

Stand on the edge of a train station platform: Sugawara, Taketora

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing: Iwaizumi

Run across the tracks between the platforms: Ennoshita, Semi

*facepalm*