Bc "make a headcanon wherein they go into another anime" so yeah. It's obviously bungo stray dogs :D YAY

Watch the first episode b4 even reading this because it's better that way xDDD It's gonna suck af further if you read it solo

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???: One bowl of tea on rice. . .

Pickled plums, silvered nori, and leftover chicken from dinner. . .

All doused in piping-hot water, then shoveled in with salted kelp. . .

Hinata: That was so good. . . All those bowls of tea on rice I'd sneak into the kitchen to make at the orphanage. . .

Hinata: *falls face first into the ground* OUCH

Hinata: . . . Dammit. . . I'm gonna die of hunger.

Hinata: My name is Shoyo. Due to certain circumstances, I'm about to die from starvation.

( check the first episode and look at the words. I literally copied them xDDD )

Hinata: after being kicked out of a restaurant because I didn't have money to pay for what I ate, I had nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep. . .

Natsu: u little fcuker why don't you go home

Hinata: . . .

Natsu: . . .

Hinata: *rolls natsu down the hill* . . . And, as one might expect, not a cent to my name.

Hinata: yet i lack the courage to commit theft because someone named kuroo tetsurou told me to be a nice person at all times and i'd get his abs.

( director: . . . That was not supposed to be there )

Hinata: and that's how it came to my current predicament. But if i want to live. . .

Tsukishima's voice: GET OUT, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.

Tsukishima's voice trying to sound older: No restaurant would welcome the likes of you!

Tsukishima's voice trying to sound like a woman: The world would be a better place if you'd  just die in a ditch somewhere!

( i swear this is way funnier if you watch the anime )

Hinata: shut up. . . *getting up from the ground* SHUT UP ×4

Hinata: Alright. . . I'll rush the first person who comes along and rob them of everything they've got!

Aone: *passes by in a high-speed motorcycle*

Hinata: well that mission was impossible. Next!

A group of military trainees marching, all having kageyama's face: One two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four

Hinata: . . . Holy shiet, they're hot. . .

( director: THAT WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT )

Hinata: . . . *coughs* b-but the next person who cones along. . . For sure!

???: *floating on the river with their upper body submerged*

Hinata: . . . Wtf

Daichi, Suga, Asahi & Noya: *dressed as crows and lands on the person's shoes*

???: *nearly sinking*

Hinata: . . . Definitely won't save h--

Ushijima: *pushes him off the bank*

Hinata: HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM *falls into the water*

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Dazai turns out to be Oikawa Toru.

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Oikawa: *wakes up* oh im alive

Hinata: you better be fcuking thankful you little piece of trash

Oikawa: . . .

Hinata: . . . Oh shit

Hinata: that wasn't what I'm supposed to say was it

Oikawa: . . . *cough* Tch.

Hinata: WHAT?

Oikawa: you interrupted my submersion.

Hinata: you wanted to commit suicide?!

Oikawa: yeah

Hinata: why?!

Oikawa: dunno. it's what the story says. . .

( director: *facepalm* )

Hinata: ugh, get it over with, I'm hungry you bish

Oikawa: me too

Oikawa: so what would you like?

Oikawa: coffee?

Oikawa: tea?

( director: hoe no )

Oikawa: . . . Or me?

Iwaizumi ( is kunikida ): *from the distance* THERE YOU AAAAAAAAARE SHITTYKAWAAAA

Hinata: found ur boyfriend

Oikawa: iwa-chan, treat him to a meal!

Iwaizumi: YOU do

Oikawa: nevar

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Hinata: *eating meat buns*

Iwaizumi: . . .

Hinata: . . .

Oikawa: so

Iwaizumi: I'm behind my schedule hurry up

Hinata: *talking with his mouth full*

Iwaizumi: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THIS, DIRECTOR?!

( director: . . . Why is my cast like this )

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- time skip blahblah and then that part where dazai nullifies atsushi's weretiger powers -

Oikawa: hell yeah baby

Iwaizumi: *comes running* what

Oikawa: the director said--

( director: SHUT UP )

Oikawa: . . .

Iwaizumi: . . . Uh. . . Thanks to you, I ended up bringing unnecessary people.

Kiyoko: *is yosano*

Yamaguchi: *is that guy who has super strength that is like a modified version of finny from kuroshitsuji*

Kuroo: *is actually ranpo*

( director: this is why hinata shouldn't have mentioned him earlier about the abs )

Oikawa: *drags hinata like a sack of potatoes* ur joining us, little guy. In the Armed Detective Agency.

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( episode 2 )

Terushima: *is tanizaki* COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL BLOW THIS BLASTED BUILDING UP WITH MY SUPER-SAIYAN BOMB

( director: *gave up on trying to correct their lines* )

Lev: *is naomi*

---- timeskip ----

Iwaizumi: HURRY THE BOMB WILL BLOW UP!

Hinata: *searching around frantically* uhhhhh. . .

Hinata: *sees lev*

Lev: *sees hinata*

Hinata: . . . *makes the face atsushi had when he saw naomi like he's panicking*

Hinata: *shoves lev towards the bomb*

Lev: *successfully covers the bomb without trying because of his height*

Hinata: . . . *walks out of the building in a lax manner*

Bomb: *blows up for real*

Lev: *rest in pieces* *literally*

Director: this is my revenge i hate you all this cast is a disaster imma find someone else to play this out for me! *stomps out of room*

Yaku: . . . But lev is

Kuroo: fortunately

Yaku: dead

Kenma: . . .

Kenma: oh yeah baby

Whole HQ: *parties*

- and someone named shamrock ( servamp ) hands yaku a bomb in a silver briefcase and they all blow up. The end. -

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Ok so this is more like something I should've put on the Haikyuu Random Stuff book but oh well