( this is literally going to be a whole fanfic chapter but in dialogue mode because SCREW DESCRIPTIONS )

So. . . If Karasuno went camping. . .

( this'll most likely be a long chapter like that truth or dare thing )
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- campfire crackles within the circle they formed -

Kinoshita: *starts singing something*

Narita: *sings along*

Suga: great idea, guys! Why don't we sing something?

Tanaka: ooh I like singing!

Hinata: *nodding enthusiastically*

Daichi: remember that song I taught you guys?

Noya: your elementary school graduation song?

Daichi: yup

Asahi: oh, that song was beautiful, daichi.

Suga: which one?

Hinata: that song he sang when we were chilling after practice outside the gym one time!

Yamaguchi: oh, that sounds nice.

Yachi: l-let's sing it! It sounds fun.

Kiyoko: *nods*

Tsukishima: guys what the--

Ennoshita: *claps tsukishima on the back* you start.

Tsukishima: wait-- wait what the-- why me?

Noya: because the beginning of the song is boring!

Everyone: . . .

Ennoshita: rude.

Narita: ikr.

Tanaka: lmao guys xD

Kinoshita: whoa, i started an event!

Daichi: okay, let's start!

Everyone except daichi, tsukishima and kiyoko: YAY!

Tsukishima: i hate my life. *starts singing*

- and everyone eventually joins in -

- end of song -

Suga: *tearing up* This brings so much memories. . . *sniffs* and awakens the sleeping farewells reserved for us, third years, at the end of this school year.

Asahi: I-I agree. . .

Daichi: . . . But it's not the time to be all sad about it. Atleast our juniors get to play as a team of a powerhouse school once again.

( i just totally made myself feel the feels wth )

Kiyoko: *nods while smiling*

Yachi: *thinking* no yachi, no, don't cry, don't cry don't cry DON'T

Narita: so we see.

Ennoshita: and I'll be taking over, huh.

Yamaguchi: you'll make a great captain, ennoshita-san.

Hinata: YEAH!

Kageyama: true. I'll look forward to working with you.

Kinoshita: kageyama's been awfully silent until now.

Asahi: y-yeah.

Noya: true enough. What's on your mind, dear kouhai?

Kageyama: nothing. I just couldn't find an opportunity to speak.

Suga: come to think of it, did you sing with us?

Kiyoko: *nods* i heard him singing.

Tanaka: hOW ABOUT ME KIYOKO-SAN? DID YOU HEAR ME SINGING?

Kiyoko: *ignores tanaka* and he had a good voice.

Noya: why

Tsukishima: lmao

Yamaguchi: tsukki that's rude

Tsukishima: you know what, shut up.

Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki ^ ^

Yachi: . . . S-so guys. . . Should we sing another song?

Daichi: hm, probably. But it's getting pretty late, so we're gonna have to retire for the night soon.

Everyone else: *agrees*

- then they stare at the fire for a while more -

Tanaka: *serious voice* Greek porn.

Fire: *GROWS LARGER AS IF TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE SKY*

Kiyoko: *thinking* wtf

Noya: HOLY CRAP, THAT'S COOL RYUU!

Asahi: y-yeah. . .

Suga: hm. But what did he just say?

Daichi: true

Kageyama: you mean Greek p--

Hinata: what's that?

Ennoshita: where the hell did that come from?!

Narita: what's Greek prawn?

Kinoshita: a Greek, adult Hinata Shoyo.

Everyone: . . .

Narita: oh.

Yamaguchi: greek prawn lol *silent laughing*

Kiyoko: *silent laughing*

Tanaka: Greek porn.

FIRE: *GETS EVEN LARGER*

Tanaka: wth

Yachi: prawns are delicious!

Suga: yep, they are!

Tsukishima: oh my god. *silent laughing*

Hinata: what do you mean adult me?!

Kageyama: a future dumbass, dumbass.

Hinata: YOH WANNA GOH?

Yachi: guys d-d-don't fight--

Kiyoko: DON'T. FIGHT.

Hinata: . . .

Kageyama: . . .

Everyone else: . . .

Hinata: yes ma'am.

Kageyama: we sincerely apologize for our lack of manners and inappropriate behavior.

Daichi: shimizu is scary huh

Kiyoko: ^ ^

- silence -

Tanaka: *stares intently at fire* Greek porn.

FIRE: *GROWS LARGER AND BUSTS THE MOST FRAGILE LOG*

Noya: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY, RYUU?!

( guys this whole greek thing is based on true story don't sue me )

Suga: tanaka, stop

Hinata: what the hell is that anyway

Yamaguchi: you wouldn't want to know, hinata.

Hinata: but you do know.

Yamaguchi: . . .

Tsukishima: . . . Don't look at me wth

Daichi: *stands up* *stretches* alright! Time for bed.

Everyone else: *goes to their own tents*

Suga: *puts out fire* goodnight, everyone!

- they hit the hay -

- but later on -

Nishinoya: pssst tsukki.

Tsukishima: wat

Nishinoya: oh, you aren't asleep yet, either.

Tsukishima: can't sleep.

Noya: ikr.

Tsukishima: so why're you here?

Noya: let's go outside.

Tsukishima: why?

Noya: just do it!

Tsukishima: *shrugs* okay then.

- and they see kiyoko and asahi re-lighting the campfire -

Noya: woah didn't expect you guys to be here. AND KIYOKO-SAN--

Kiyoko: *hides behind asahi*

Noya: D:

Tsukishima: lmao

- and after the campfire was blazing once more -

Asahi: so what are we doing out here?

Noya: dunno. Chill?

Kiyoko: none of us could sleep.

Tsukishima: you're talkative at nighttime.

Kiyoko: you noticed.

Noya: I DIDN'T OH MY GOD HOW COULD I CALL MYSELF A LEADER--

Asahi: n-nishinoya, you'll wake everyone up.

Noya: oh.

Yachi: *crawling out of her tent* *rubbing eyes*

Kiyoko: hitoka-chan you should go to sleep.

Yachi: but i was interrupted, so I thought I'd join.

Noya: . . . Sorry.

Yachi: nah.

Asahi: you're pretty chill at night.

Yachi: yeah. So are you.

Asahi: :D

- and they spend a minute and a half in silence -

Yachi: *yawns* thanks for the time. I'm sleepy again. *goes back into her tent*

Tsukishima: wow what

Noya: true.

Kiyoko: sssh.

Asahi: s-so. . .

Tsukishima: it's weird that the four of us are hanging out at, like, what, 11 pm?

Noya: yeah. But oh well, it's our chance to deepen our bonds.

Asahi: what

Noya: we can tell stories!

Asahi: oh, no. I'm not worth revealing my history--

Noya: oh, quit it, coward.

Kiyoko: rude.

Noya: *whisper-shout* IM SO SORRY KIYOKO-SAN

Tsukishima: this is so comical.

Kiyoko: lmao

Noya: *whisper-shout* KIYOKO-SAN SAID LMAO

Tsukishima: . . . Truly comical.

Asahi: ^ ^ '

- silence -

Tsukishima: ghost stories. Now.

Asahi: wh-what--

Noya: come on, don't be such a wuss, asahi-san!

Asahi: i-I'm not being a wuss! I'm not scared of ghost stories!

Tsukishima: nnnnnnnnnnooooOOOOowwwwwW

Noya: that's the spirit! Who goes first?

Kiyoko: *raises hand*

Noya: *internal fangirling*

Kiyoko: *tells a ghost story that is the true definition of scary*

Tsukishima: wow. *looks around cautiously*

Asahi: *shaking* I'm not afraid. . .

Noya: m-me too! Th-that was awesome kiyoko-s-san!

Kiyoko: *nods* *looks at the spot beside noya* Oh, look, there she is.

Noya: *muffled screaming* *jumps and hugs the nearest person*

Asahi: . . . I'm a little uncomfortable.

Tsukishima: why didn't i bring my phone

Kiyoko: because sawamura didn't allow anyone to do so.

Tsukishima: . . . Right.

Noya: *still hugging asahi*

Asahi: *still very still like a statue*

Noya: . . . Wait.

Tsukishima: jesus christ after an entire minute

Noya: *gets off asahi* *whisper-shout* NEVER. TELL. ANYONE. ABOUT WHAT JUST TOOK PLACE.

Kiyoko: *smiling*

Asahi: SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.

Tsukishima: true.

Everyone: . . .

Tsukishima: so am i.

Noya: *strangles tsukki* NnnNNno.

Tsukishima: OW WTF *choking*

Kiyoko: *easily pries noya away from tsukki*

Tsukishima: how does she even *chokes*

Asahi: y-y-you need water?

Tsukishima: nawh. I'm good.

Noya: D:

Tsukishima: stop making such a sad face.

Noya: Q ^ Q

Asahi: *facepalm*

Kiyoko: now what?

- 2 hours later -

Noya: *asleep on the ground*

Tsukishima: wow, it's just 1 in the morning.

( coincidences, it's literally just turned 1 am right now )

Asahi: i-i-i know right

Tsukishima: you're stuttering so badly. Are you freezing or something?

Asahi: . . . Now that i think about it, I am. *goes to tent to get his blanket*

Kiyoko: I need mine, too. *goes to tent to get blanket*

Tsukishima: . . . Okay then. *goes to tent to get blanket*

Three of them: *go back to the campfire*

Noya: *wheezing*

Tsukishima: we totally forgot about him.

Kiyoko: so it seems.

Asahi: *pokes noya's cheek* u-um. . . You awake?

Tsukishima: duh.

Asahi: i-I'm sorry. . .

Tsukishima: i give up.

Noya: ndbajxbbajxamsnakxcbsja

Asahi: WHOA.

Kiyoko: he's awake.

Noya: dkbzsbajdbakanznsjaabxjsksbajak *getting up and standing groggily* kxnsnsjxjajxbxbsjansbd *walks to his tent like drunk* djxbanajsbsjakjabxkanajsb

Asahi: what

Tsukishima: wtf is he even saying?

Kiyoko: chants.

Asahi: . . .

Tsukishima: . . .

Kiyoko: . . .

Asahi: ok then.

Kiyoko: ^ ^

- the three of them sit around the campfire until 3 am -

Tsukishima: *looks up* the sky looks like a dome. Well, it is a dome but i mean the dome dome.

Kiyoko: *looks up* *gaspu* TRUE.

Asahi: *looks up* . . . I don't. . . See it.

Tsukishima: you're not imaginative enough.

Asahi: D:

Kiyoko: lololol

Tsukishima: you're weird at night-- i mean, in the morning.

Kiyoko: yeah. I know. I feel more alive under dark skies and in the presence of chilly air.

Asahi: . . .

Tsukishima: . . . Ok then.

Asahi: xD

Kiyoko: ^ ^

- 3:49 -

Kiyoko and Tsukishima: *sharing blankets* COLD.

Asahi: *acting mature and settling in on his own blanket while staring at the fire*

- 3:53 -

Asahi: *head dropping to one side*

Kiyoko: *nudges tsukki* look.

Tsukishima: aw, he's dead.

Kiyoko: *muffled laughing*

Asahi: *head falling to side* *and then suddenly--* *eyes shot open* WHAT?

Tsukishima: oh my god

Kiyoko: *muffled laughing*

Tsukishima: i mean. . . Oh my jesus.

Asahi: stop that.

Tsukishima: nevAR.

Asahi: . . . You're weird in the morning, too.

Tsukishima: whatever.

Asahi: and the moment noya or tanaka finds about you sharing blankets with shimizu, you're dead.

Tsukishima: I'm immortal, bitch.

Kiyoko: ruDE.

Asahi: : D

Kiyoko: but yeah.

Asahi: D:

Tsukishima: and they can't kill me.

Asahi: wh-why? Are you going to counter attack?

Kiyoko: or will you. . . Block them?

Asahi: oh my god shimizu

Tsukishima: good pun, but no. It's because daichi-san would kick them out if they kill a talented, first-year middle blocker who shows up only once in a decade to save their asses when they're in a pinch during a game.

Asahi: you think you're worth it?

Everyone: . . .

Tsukishima: oh.

Kiyoko: *whistles* burn.

Asahi: salt can't burn.

Tsukishima: oH.

Kiyoko: FREEZE, THEN.

Asahi: . . . Better.

- 2 mins later -

Asahi: *head falling to the side*

Tsukishima: he's at it again.

- and the two stare at him for a few seconds -

Asahi: *wakes up* huh?

Kiyoko: oh my god

Tsukishima: told you.

- 3 mins later -

Kiyoko: *looks at some bushes* Wow, those bushes look like people doing a tango dance.

Asahi: *looks at the bushes* what? I can't see it.

Tsukishima: holy shoes, you're right. They're dancing or something.

Asahi: *thinking* wh-wheeeereeee

Kiyoko: wow.

Tsukishima: *looks at one tent* hey, look. It looks like there's some kind of gnome near that tent.

Kiyoko: *looks at tent* WOW.

Asahi: guys i can't see any

Tsukishima: shush you're not creative enough.

Asahi: Q ^ Q

- the two point out abnormal shadows in the dark and the fire slowly dies -

Kiyoko: *trying hard to revive the fire despite the dead firewood*

- 62 seconds later -

Kiyoko: I give up.

Asahi: *thinking* i-i-it's so dark imscaredhelpme

Tsukishima: *looks at the remains of the fire* . . . It looks like a gaddamn footprint made by some random prehistoric creature whatsoever.

Kiyoko: *looks at fire* FOSSILS.

( bros all this tango and dome sky things are based on true story )

( so is the asahi thing )

- and the two start praising the embers that look like a dinosaur footprint -

Asahi: *head falling to the side* . . . *wakes up* HUH

Tsukishima: just go to sleep, wth

Kiyoko: rude.

Tsukishima: oh, sorry.

Asahi: nah, i-I'm not sleepy yet.

- 4 something am -

- roosters start crying out -

Asahi: *half-lidded eyes, staring at the dead fire*

Tsukishima: . . . The bits of charred wood look like a carpet since they're scattered on the ground. A black carpet.

Kiyoko: . . . Ikr. *touches ground to check* it's still wood, though.

Asahi: lmao

Tsukishima: just go to sleep.

Asahi: nah. It's already morning.

Kiyoko: . . . You got a point.

- 5 am -

Yachi: *gets out of tent* good morning~

Noya: *exits tent* dkabxjananwjxjawb *goes back inside*

Tsukishima: wtf is with noya

Asahi: language, first year.

Tsukishima: . . . Wow. Okay.

Yachi: *takes a seat beside kiyoko*

Kiyoko: you're up so early, hitoka-chan.

Yachi: it's kind of a habit.

Everyone except yachi: . . . Wow.

- 5:30 -

Hinata: *emerges from tent* HAY GAYS!

Tsukishima: CHEERS, MOTHERFUCKER.

Hinata: YEAAAH

Asahi: You get along.

Tsukishima: sure.

Kiyoko: . . . Language, first year.

Tsukishima: fcuk why

Asahi: SH.

Hinata: lmaaao I never knew you guys would wake up so early. *sits beside yachi*

Tsukishima: *notices he's still sharing a blanket with kiyoko and moves away before anyone notices*

Tanaka: *runs toward them* GOOD MORNING PEOPLES!

Tsukishima: . . . My timing was awesome.

Asahi: true.

Tanaka: *sits beside hinata* HAI KOUHAI!

Hinata: HAI SENPAI!

Noya: *from inside the tent* jdbabsbsnxbsnanxbsnabdbbabahsjaoqkak dc snna *unzips tent* JXBSJANABBZSJSJSJGAJANAH-- *exhales as if he was just drowning* good morning. *sits beside tanaka*

- 5:45 -

Asahi: w-we better prepare to leave soon.

Hinata: what? Why?

Tanaka: it's our last day here, remember?

Yachi: oh. Right. *tears up* ILLMISSEVERYONE

Hinata: awww it's okay, we're still going to see each other.

Noya: but the third years--

Tanaka: don't say it yuyuuuuuyuyuyuuu! Have you no sense of honor?!

Noya: *sniff* *stands up* RIGHT! WE SHALL FOREVER BE MEN!

- 6 am -

Ennoshita: *holding a cup of tea* hey.

Everyone else: *screaming*

Suga: *wakes up* what is happening here?!

Ennoshita: um. . . I showed up.

Asahi: th-that was so sudden!

Tanaka: yeah! Where the hell did you come from, chikara?!

Ennoshita: my tent.

Everyone: . . .

Noya: he's got a point.

Tanaka: where'd you get your tea, though?

Ennoshita: i set up a stove and boiled it a while ago.

Tsukishima: . . . Low presence.

Ennoshita: FLASHY.

Tsukishima: OW.

Hinata: yeah he sticks out among a crowd with his height and his yellow hair.

Yamaguchi: *appears beside ennoshita* it's not yellow, it's blonde.

Everyone: *screaming*

Suga: will you all sTOP SCREAMING EVERYTIME SOMEONE SHOWS UP

- 6:30 am -

Kageyama: *crawls to the circle* mornin'.

Hinata: yeah.

Tsukishima: sure.

Yamaguchi: . . .

Tsukishima: your highness.

Kageyama: KdJDBAJSBSBDJSBA I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS TSUKISHIMA I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR SKINNY LONG NECK ASS--

Suga: LLLLLANGUAGE.

Yachi: d-d-don't fight. . .

Tanaka: poor yachi's traumatized by hinata and kageyama's fight back there.

Noya: the one you stopped?

Tanaka: yeah. It felt so nice.

Asahi: i-i-i'm proud of you, tanaka.

Noya: *jelly*

- 6:45 -

Narita: yo guys

Kinoshita: yo guys!

Narita: we said it at the same time.

Kinoshita: great mind think ali--

Narita: *walking away*

Noya: since when has narita been the second salt child?

Hinata: lmaaaao

Yamaguchi: tsukki has a disciple now *giggle*

Everyone except yama: . . .

Yamaguchi: *giggling intensifies and turns into evil overlord guffawing*

Kiyoko: *wraps duct tape over yama's mouth in one second*

Noya and tanaka: AWESOMEEEE MY SOULD HAS BEEN BLESSED--

Ennoshita: *hits them both*

Yachi: g-g-guyssss

Tsukishima: it's fine. Ennoshita's just jelly--

Ennoshita: *hits Tsukishima* im straight bitch

Suga: LANGUAGE!

Asahi: c-calm down suga--

Suga: *angel smile* I am.

Everyone else: . . .

Kinoshita: holy fork?

Narita: that's my thing.

Kinoshita: no, it's mIIINE.

Narita: mine.

Kinoshita: MINE.

Tsukishima: guys do you realize that the whole fork thing belongs to me?

Yamaguchi: :D

Kinoshita: . . .

Narita: that's what i said.

Yamaguchi: D:

Kageyama: *silent laughing*

Hinata: *silent laughing*

Asahi: *jesus smiling*

Yachi: i love everyone I'll miss u all *starts sobbing*

- 7 am -

Noya: . . . Why isn't daichi-san awake yet?

Suga: hm. . . Come to think of it, he often does oversleep.

Kageyama: how'd you know?

Everyone: . . .

Suga: well, he tells me.

Hinata: why tho?

Everyone: . . .

Suga: because we're the leaders of the volleyball team.

Yachi: how's it related to that? i-i-im sorry

Everyone: . . .

Tanaka: . . . Greek porn.

FIRE: *SUDDENLY REVIVES AND ALMOST BURNS ASAHI'S FACE*

Tanaka: WHAT THE FCUK

Fire: *dies again*

Everyone: . . .

Noya: i swear, ryuu, I'd force you to teach me this sorcery sometime.

Hinata: me too.

Kageyama: *nods*

Yamaguchi: guys, it's not a good idea. It's weird of you just say greek porn out of nowhere and all fire stuff kinda flare up.

Ennoshita: it's probably just tanaka's Buddha power.

Tanaka: Y'WANNA GO?!

Yachi: HIEIIEIEIEK!

Kiyoko: EVERYONE, SHUT UP. YOU'RE SCARING HITOKA-CHAN.

Everyone else: . . .

Kageyama: oh my god.

- 7:30 -

Hinata: seriously, why is daichi-san still asleep?

Tsukishima: . . . Is he dead?

Suga: *slaps Tsukishima* BAKA! *runs to his tent and cries*

Everyone else: . . .

Yachi: i-i-is he really d--

Daichi: Good morning, everyone! *with a really elated smile*

Kiyoko: . . .

Yachi: . . .

Asahi: . . .

Noya: . . .

Tanaka: . . .

Ennoshita: . . .

Narita: . . .

Kinoshita: . . .

Kageyama: . . .

Hinata: . . .

Yamaguchi: . . .

Tsukishima: . . . ggghoOOOST!

Suga: *from inside the tent* *girly screaming*

- and Kiyoko and Tsukishim became best friends and Tsukishima was grounded for half a year. The end. -

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. . . *facewall* what kind of headcanon is this--