kuroo: there's only one person in this world i love, and would ever love

person: who is it

person: please tell me im dying of curiosity

person: i'm actually hoping it's me, but i won't say it

person: wait no ew that's gay

person: bitch what

person: HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS BITCH LIKES

person: no? okay. HEY MISTER VOLLEYBALL WHO IS IT

kuroo: ...

kuroo: *does the "i've always been a nice person" hand gesture* Me.

(the "person" is taketora thanks)