these have all really happened so enjoy my idiocy

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Me: Pls c'mon hurry up download pleaseeee

Bro: What are you even downloading

Me: Haikyuu

Bro: What

Me: That page I showed you with the guy who blocked a spike

Bro: Oh

Me: And it has my husband in it-

Bro: We all know

Me: oh.

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Me: *sees Haikyuu in a magazine at Walmart*

Me: HOLY BWAH GWAHHH AHHH FUUUDDDDGEESICLES MY HUSBANDOS

People around me: *slowly back away*

Me: *under my breath* I swear I'm not crAZY

People around me: *back away more*

Me: looooook it's Suga bby everything is better

Me: *hugs the magazine*

People around me: *gone*

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Me: *draws chibi Haikyuu characters*

Me: *hangs drawings on wall*

Mom: Who are those...?

Me: ... characters

Mom: *walks out of room*

Me: *pets Suga drawing* She just doesn't understand...~

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Me: *posts this*

You: She's officially gone off the deep end

Me: nOOO STAY

You: *already leaving*

Me: *hugs Suga tighter* they left me ;-;

Suga: Beautiful girl, I'll never leave you

Me: Wait what if reader-chan is still here...

Suga: ...

Me: ...

Suga: ...

Me: ...

Me: I think they left already tho

Suga: I would have-

Suga: I mean I love you

Me: *crawls into trash can* I can't even get a FICTIONAL PERSON TO LIKE ME

Me: But thank you for over 1K reads and over 100 votes reader-chan! It means so much to me as this book was #13 in Fanfiction for a whole day at one point, making it my most popular book ever! So again, thank you and I hope you all enjoy whatever else I may happen to write in the future~ Bai (◠ω◠✿)