Bokuto: I wonder what Akaashi's doing...
*tries to imagine*
*imagines the setter thinking about him*
seems legit

Akaashi: Bokuto-san I'm right next to you

Bokuto: Were you thinking about me?

Akaashi: Thinking about how oblivious you can be...

-

Suga: *walks into club room*

Everyone: Sugaaaaaa help me

Suga: alright children form a line and Mama will fix your problem

Ema: you're not real
fix that
please

-

Kuroo: Kenma, do you think I can pull off the looks of an 8 year old?

Kenma: No... why?

Kuroo: I need to murder Daishou but only 8 year olds and younger can get away with it

Lev: Yaku-san could do it!

Yaku: *drop kicks Lev*