Oikawa: Iwa-chaaaan~ make me food please
Iwaizumi: Shittykawa can't you make your own food?
Oikawa: I won't toss to you again~
Iwaizumi: You fxcking bluffer, you'd never be able to make it through a game without tossing to me.
Oikawa: You're so mean to me, Iwa-chan *pouts*
Extras
Oikawa: *gives up and makes toast*
Oikawa: *burnt the house down*
Oikawa: I told you Iwa-chan.