*before doing the do*

Bokuto: Alright, (name), we should get going! Bye guys!~"

Kuroo: 'Kay bro, have fun, but not too much fun

Bokuto: Bro shush, I know what I'm doing

You: *ushering your boyfriend toward the door*

Kuroo: Don't forget to wrap if before you tap it!

You: *very blushy* *practically running out the door*

Bokuto: *also running toward the door*

Kenma: *face palms*

Kuroo: Safety first! Kenma and I always do it prote—

Kenma: FuckiN BYE KUROO

Kenma: *hooks up with Akaashi*

Akaashi: Eyyy Kenma

Kuroo: *hooks up with Tsukki*

Tsukki: Get this trash away from me

Me: what even happened here