Kylax texting her father...

Dad:
Oh Allie u were amazing in bed last night.

Kylax: *spits her drinks* "HOLY SHIT DAD!"

Kylax:
DAD????? Mom's name isn't Allie!!!! U CHEATED ON HER!!

Dad:
Fuck!! Don't tell ur mom about this please I will do anything

Kylax:
I want to go to Hogwarts

Dad:
But Hogwarts isn't real

Kylax:
Tough shit!!! Not my problem daddy