So these two idiots that I walk home with were arguing about something. Basically this girl, we'll call her Kay, was pissed at this guy, let's call him Tee, because Tee was mad at another girl for some shit reason and Kay was trying to reason with Tee, but was failing. So I whip around, and yell,

"SHUT the fuck up! Tee, I don't give a flying fuck if you don't want to talk to her, grow up and tell her what she did wrong or she can't be sorry for it!"

Then Kay tells me: "What do you know you're just a sophomore?"

Then I say: "I know a hell of a lot more than either of you!"

She says back: "Well he has to learn this stuff on his own!"

I tell her and him: "He has to be told this stuff, he's too dense to get it on his own."

Then there's silence. The other guy walking home with me, call him Kirk, looked at me, at them, then at me, and nodded.

I was a fucking BOSS!