Ahem.

//Person A is extremely drunk and becomes the 'Dad Friend' and Person B stumbles in.//

•John is drunk as fuck

•So are Laf and Herc

•John is A

•Alex is B

•Alex walks in the bar and orders a drink from the bartender

•Then sees John and is like HOLY MOTHER OF GOOD LOOKING DUDES

•So he walks over and is like "Hi"

•John (being his gay™ self) is like WOAH

•Who who is this kid? (Courtesy of Laf and Herc)

•"I'm not throwing away my shot" (courtesy of Alex)

•John decides to be a funny lil shit and says

•Hi 'not throwing away my shot' I'm John.

•Alex dies laughing.