Wassup gay unicorn 🦄🦄

Yeah it's the gay monkey Neon here *hair flips*

Ok now where do I start from 🤠🤠

Yeah, so idk how I met you (I have a shit memory, don't mind me). I guess we met because of our dumb h00man cheetah 🤡🤡

I'm literally so thankful for having a unico- I mean a person like you in my life 😭✊

Like we literally talk everyday, non-stop for so long. I swear I never spoke with anyone as much as I speak with you.

You're literally so precious and sweet like jsjsjshsjsjs how can a person like you even exist at this point. Istg if my sis-in-law doesn't protect you, imma throw my chappals at her.

I love you so freaking much jagi, you're seriously my bestie, my comfort bunny, my crackhead friend, my horny dumbass and everything 😩😩

You seriously have such a big heart, I swear I don't deserve a person like you in my life. You're literally like a blessing to me 😔✊

Always remember to smile and be positive ok? Don't let negativity get to you. I know you're a strong person, always be happy. And remember if you ever feel lonely or anything, your monkey is only some texts away

I hate the fact that we're so far away, I so desperately wish we could be irl bestie and do all crack shit together 😭😭

But lol don't worry, we'll save that for the future and act like crackheads when we meet 😜😜

(We'll act like crackheads in the middle of the store and weird people out 😁✌️)

(Then we'll ditch our dumb gfs and go on a bottom's day out)

(Well act like sassy bitches and throw sassiness everywhere)

(Some extra dumbness for our crackhead minds)

(And yassssss we'll go to the carnival and have funnnnnnn)

Ok yeah lol that's all

I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH JAGI MUAH MUAH MUAH

(Yeah I'm currently brain dead, sorry if it's shitty 😔)