The day after Evan's birthday

Evan sighs and plops down between Jonathan and Tyler on the couch

Evan: another year and I still have to pay for sex on my birthday

Tyler snorts

Tyler: why pay for sex when Jonathan here is more than willing to get his asshole resized by you

The guys collectively agree

Evan sighs and looks at Tyler dead in the eye

Evan: he makes me pay him in chicken nuggets and fries.

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