Jonathan and Evan in bed

Jon sits up and tries to scratch his mid back

Jon: hey, Ev

Evan, looks away from his book

Evan: Hm?

Jon turns his back to Evan

Jon: can you itch my back?

Evan slowly sits up and blinks

Evan: can I what?

Jon turns to look at Evan

Jon: can you itch my back?

Evan cringes

Evan: you want me to itch your back

Jon: yes?

Evan: so you want me to make your back itchier than it is?

Jon is confused and Evan sighs heavily

Evan: to itch your back would be to make it itch more. If you want me to scratch it, I'll help the itch go away

Jon groans and turns his back to Evan again

Jon: whatever, just itch my back

Evan cringes into oblivion

Evan: JON, YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME HERE

>:v

An actual trigger I have, like, you have no idea.