" Hannah won't you go and write your list for your father to see before he travels back ?",My mum said as she peddled her sewing machine . To be honest it sounded more like an order than a question

"I have written it , I told you to come and cross check na " I replied carrying both myself and the paper to meet her . if there's one thing for sure ,I trust my mum to add to that list . I handed it over to her , as she stopped sewing and started assessing it

" Biscuit...Butter , Why didn't you write Underwear , don't you need it "

"Mummy I ha.."

"Have what " she literally screamed at me . "Later you'll say they stole your thight ehn , It you dare call me "

"Mummy just continue , I'll add that one later "

" Hair comb , hair cream , for hair that you'll barb " she scoffed " see take your list biko , I'll see if later "

"Okay ma" I replied "mummy I'm going home oh "

"To trek is doing you abi . Bye bye , there's not even enough fuel to carry both of us "

" **laughing** mummy mummy bye " I took the key from her purse and walked home

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" Hannah "

" Sir "

"Hannah one girl "

"Sir "

" Bringing you all the way from Abuja down to Ogun state doesn't mean you should go about doing nonsense oh , you know why I sent you to school "

"Yes sir , to learn "

" oh good , you're smart . See your elder ones now ehn , in good universities and remember Daddy promised to take you to Canada to study "

Canada that you did not take my siblings to abi

"Yes sir "

"Good , just be a good girl . Boys and books don't relate oh . Jss3 is nothing oh . Once you fail you won't be a Doctor . You know how bad Daddy wants you to be a doctor "

"Yes si..."

The horn of the drivers car interrupted the big talk , or so we call it here , and I was happy .

"Go and carry your load " my dad ordered .

" They are already in the car sir "

"Oh good , I can't follow you outside the gate but your Mother is in the car , take this five thousand naira " he said as he stretched forth his hand to me with money in it

"Thanks sir " I said happily

Ose igberaga tide

" I've sent ten to your guardian oh okay , be good " he said

Be like say this one no want make I go school oh

"This your short house wear..." I heard him say as I walked outside .

Jss3 here I come

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" Bless our food on Lord "
"Amen " , chorused round the dining . Who eats on the first day of resumption . Beans for that matter , cause the only reason Jss3 came out was because we would get to see boys

" Let's go Outside na " Olaitan called out to me from the other end of the table

" Outside keh ", Fatima replied her . Fatima was one of those gentle holy Muslim girls .

**scoffs , mama has a boyfriend o 

" I was kuku talking to Hannah " Olaitan replied

Staring at the both of them , alongside my other roommates on the table , I laughed at the both of them .
This two that'll settle before I say Jack 

" Oya let's go " I replied as we got up together with our other roommates like Margret , Praise , Kristina ,Maryann, Feyi , Tomi , as some had already gone outside .

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" All of you center "

" Jss3 girls center oh", 

" in fact , last girl "

Whenever those useless Ss3 girls notice that we're ignoring them , they'll call the last girl as if they are our mothers . We on the other hand had no choice but to run .

" Where is that mumu Hannah girl " One of them asked . As fat and fine as she was Tunmise lacked serious manners .

Speaking of manners where's my room head when I needed her the most .

" I'm not a mumu oh " I whispered as I walked to the front where three Ss3 girls were standing . All for me I guess .

" I'm here "

" The rest of you can go " another one senior Susan said , as the three of them led me out side to the big quadrangle

" First of all, I heard you're the leader of the pack " , Susan said " not as if she started Jss1 here oh " this time she was referring to Tunmise and Lara

"That's not it seff", Lara replied " I told her to go and pull that her short check she wore this morning and cut that hair " she said touching my hair

Jss2 and 3 girls had started peeping from their various rooms

" I know , I don't have any other check oh " I replied pouting and putting my hands akimbo " and I can't cut my hair " I replied removing her black and white hand from my hair

" Follow me to ground floor ". Ground floor was were the Ss3 stayed and trust me I wasn't bothered to go there unlike my other mates that would beg and cry .

That was why it was good to have good school mother and father

Typical Resumption Wahala

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"We'll wait for the pastor and the Imam , Keep quiet please " Our principal announced

This was exactly why we all despised resumption Mondays . That day had the longest assembly and some teachers would still come for unreasonable intro . Teachers like maths and french .

We waited for more than an hour before the both of them came , preached , sang and prayed. Most of the girls on my table were not even awake . Since it was first day of resumption , we would separate our self from Niger boys "

Who like fight ???

After the long prayer and speech and extra prayer and speech , The head boy and the head girl came forward as they both left the school anthem

"Great fedgo coll..."

I hear if I sing ooo

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" Good morning ma , were happy to see you ma , God bless you ma , Amen ma " we all stood up to greet our form teacher . The greeting itself was more like we were mourning here. Some stupid back benchers didn't hesitate to add "and your family made " as it was something they were already accustomed to .

"Thank you " She replied . Fat Mrs Olaniyi replied .

" First and foremost, where is my captain ?"

"He has not resumed ma " half of the class chorused

"Toor , you people should make sure you pay your class dues , that's the most important . Then hope the duty roster has been set ?"

"Yes ma "

"Good , this new class doesn't mean you guys should start feeling fly oh , it bla bla bla....
  I blacked out , all the gisting till three am finally caught up with me , but even in my sleep I didn't fail to her our form teachers usually blunder

" if I caught any ..."

Ghen ghen , they didn't even allow the old woman to finish as everyone burst into laughter . Including me , from my almost deep sleep "
Typical Mrs Olaniyi

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