Ohoii !!

Kashi aisss baada ?

*ahem*

Bro mujhe bhi nahi pata ki mein tere liye kuch acha kaise bolu idhar -

🏃‍♂ Jhuth bolna padega thoda ig ?

Parmpara

Parthishtha

Aur

Anushasan

In teen stambho ka palan karte hue , main to roast karunga tujhe -

🚶‍♂ Meri kismat kharab thi jis din main is app par aya aur tujhse baat ki , vaise i hope my fate will always be like this (forever)

Taki main tujhko pareshan kar sakun -

This is me -

Samajh nahi aa raha kya likhu *bahut mushkil kaam hain bhai ye*

🤸‍♂ Par tere liye kitna hi likhun kam hain (ek book main sarein kaand ayenge nahi na)

Acha ok on a serious note , I hope we stay connected somehow even after i leave this app (bohot jaldi chorh dunga ye app ig)

Vaise to tu janti hain ki main kitna badha rizzler hun , par sirf tere liye roaster banta hun (you are so special) - Meri pyaari bendi

lmao 💀

This is you -

Bas isi tarah ka muh banake baithi rehti hain har waqt , baki sab ke liye to bohot pyaar ata hain mere sath muskurana nahi bilkul (maine konsa tera baccha chura liya hain)

Kadey has vi liya karon -

When we talked first ider when we did tbh lol , but i am glad we did talked .

Issey ye to pata chala mein akela harami dramebaaz nahi hun -

Mujhse bhi gaya guzra koi hain yaha jiska naam bhoomi hain ✨✨

Jab tak yaha hun tab tak aise hi pareshan karunga aur tu chidhti rahegi -

(HEHEHEHE 😂)

Mere khanein (DRAMA✨) par nazar dalna chorh dey -

We both can chill like this together seeing others khana (DRAMA✨)

Well this is us after fooling around idiots 🤸‍♂ mojaaa hi mojjaaa 😀

Maza ata hain logo ke l*** lagwa kein -

(log = you )

*moye moye*

Acha  gussa na ho champa ....chameli ke fool dunga !!

Aur ab maar khayegi gussa hui to -

Naha liya kar thand mein 🚶‍♂bAsundi

aur ye maine aisi taisi kardi hackbook ki 😎 maza agaya oye hoye -

Ab actual baat TU BENDI HAIN !! very gandi , very chutiya , just looking like a cow 😀😽

But -

⛓️ TOGETHER , WE ARE BULLETPRROOF⛓️