Ryuu told Kazu to come over on Saturday, and after sending him 11 messages to make sure he was awake, Kazu finally showed up, eyes narrowed in a semi-permanent glare as Ryuu opened the door with a smile.
"Nice of you to wake up," Ryuu greeted, and Kazu just growled.
"Why am I here?" he asked, frowning at Ryuu as he closed to door. "And don't tell me that you're dragging me on another 'friendship outing', got it?"
Ryuu winced, remembering Momo and all the conflict she'd caused. "I'm not dragging you anywhere. But..."
Kazu narrowed his eyes even further. "But..."
"But there is someone who wants to meet you," Ryuu admitted, wincing when Kazu bared his teeth at him.
"Stop trying to force other people to like me, Ryuu," he snapped, and Ryuu shrugged.
"I'm not forcing anyone. She wanted to meet with you for herself."
Kazu's glare intensity increased a thousandfold. "She?" he asked, his tone murderous, and Ryuu flinched.
"Yes, the subject in question is female, but-"
"I'm leaving," Kazu said simply, turning to the door, but someone appeared before him.
"Oooh," she said, her eyes widening. "I like him already!"
"Ryuu?" Kazu growled questioningly, and Ryuu smiled innocently.
"Kazu, meet...my little sister."
***
"So as I was saying, Kazu, meet Sakura," Ryuu said, smiling at Kazu, who had a dark aura surrounding him that may or may not have been directly related to the fact that Ryuu and Sakura had restrained Kazu by tying him to a chair so he couldn't escape.
"Hello!" Sakura said brightly, smiling at Kazu, who just glared.
"Sorry, Sakura," Ryuu apologized. "Kazu didn't get enough sleep..."
"And whose fault do you think that was, you bastard?" Kazu snapped at Ryuu.
"Kazu! Don't use that language around my sister!"
"It's okay, nii-san," she said, smiling at Kazu once more. "I think he's adorable."
Kazu did not look happy.
"I'm sorry about this, Kazu, I really am," Ryuu said, rubbing his head, "but ever since I mentioned that I had a new friend, my sister's been dying for me to bring you home."
"And how glad I am that you did!" she announced, sparkling. "I can already tell what our kids will look like!"
"RYUU! Get me out of here!" Kazu yelled.
"I can hear your desperation, my friend," Ryuu said in pity, "and I wish I could help you, but..."
Sakura grabbed Kazu's chair and started dragging him down the hallway. "Bye, nii-san! Thanks for bringing your friend over! I'm going to show him to my room, okay?"
"Save me," Kazu said, glaring at Ryuu, who just winced apologetically.
"Sorry?" he tried, and Kazu bared his teeth once more.
"Ryuu, when I get out of this chair, I am going to KILL YOU!" Kazu promised.
Then Sakura dragged him inside her room, and the door shut with a resounding thud before the lock enacted.
"Poor Kazu..." Ryuu said to himself.
***
In Sakura's room, she approached him, but Kazu was already reaching his maximum pissed-off mode. He drove his foot into the chair leg with a swift kick and managed to snap it off and, picking it up in his hand, used the sharp edge to attack the rope that Sakura had used to bind him.
Within seconds, he was free, and was he angry. "If you weren't Ryuu's sister..." He exhaled sharply and walked past Sakura, who stood with her mouth open in shock, opened the window, and hopped out, landing nimbly two stories below before stalking off.
Sakura raced out of her room and bumped into Ryuu. "Nii-san! You'll never believe it! Kazu-chan broke out of the chair and jumped out the window!"
Ryuu lightly smacked his face against the wall. "Kazu, you idiot..." Then he turned and looked at Sakura with wariness. "I wouldn't add the -chan to the end of his name. Knowing him, he won't like it..." He recalled Kazu's angry face from earlier and winced. "No, he definitely won't like it."
Sakura stuck out her tongue and dragged the chair back into the kitchen, and that's when Ryuu noticed that it was missing a leg.
"Uh, Sakura? What happened to the chair?"
"Kazu-chan happened to the chair!" she said excitedly.
"Kaaaaaazu!" Ryuu moaned.
~fatality~
~Kazuhiro wins by KO'ing the chair~