Blazer POV

When her phone spazzed, we knew something was up.

Gilli was devastated.
"Noooo! Now how will I finish Warmth to a Cold Touch?!"

She knelt and cradled the remains of her iPhone. "WHYYYYYYYYY?!"

"Dude. That is sad." I commented. Anger nodded.

Gilli stood angrily.

"Hey! You two idiots WILL respect the fangirl! You will respect the fangirlING. So SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME TO GRIEVE IN PIECES!" She threw her phone parts at us.

I gasped mockingly. "First off, ouch. Second,—"

"SHUT UP!"

"OKAY! GEEZ."

Three dramatic things happened at that moment.

The ground rumbled and cracked, hellfire shooting up out of the abyss.

A hurricane swirled from nowhere, spraying water everywhere. Dark rainclouds spun around the base.

Thunder rumbled, and a giant bolt of lightning stuck the earth, dangerously close to me.

"Holy f—" I screamed.

Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus all aimed their weapons of power at us.

"Whoa." Gilli said bluntly.
"Yeah. I imagined them cooler too."

"What?" Zeus asked.

They lowered their weapons.

"Well..." Gilli started. "For one. Hades." She walked up to him.

"Me?"

Gilli nodded. "Yeah. You are supposed to be all awesome. Like 'I control dead people and ghosts, so bow before my hotness mortal!'. But instead your all 'I am zombie Severus Snape in a very manly dress made of souls!'"

Hades growled and conjured hellfire.

"Save it." I shook my head at him.  "It's not worth arguing with her."

I stood in front of Zeus. "Dude. You almost barbecued me. And I'm sure that the lightning was just to dramatize, and nothing more. So you obviously have terrible aim. And dude, a beard, really? You should be the one rocking the glorious white toga. And, oh man, the pinstripes. If your gonna wear suits, at least be smart enough to wear Armani or Versace."

He tightened his grip on the master bolt.

I put my hand up to block his face. "I swear, amateurs."

Zeus snarled.

We both turned to Poseidon. He gulped.

I held up one hand. "Wait. It's time to trade off."

Lazuli and Nightmare stepped forward.

"Oh this will be magnificent..." Lazuli said.

"Absolutely glorious." Nightmare said.

They stood bravely in front of him.

"Ooh! Oooh! Finish him with one sentence!" Heros yelled.
Lazuli shrugged.

"Neptune is better."

All three gods gasped and raised their weapons.

"How dare you?!" Poseidon boomed.

"Man, put down the giant fork and just deal with it. Romans are hotter than you." Night said.

Lazuli gasped. "So you think Neptune is hotter than me?"

Night groaned. "That is not what I said..." He whined.

"What, is HE your type!?"

"WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH??"

"BECAUSE I'M EVERYBODY'S TYPE!!! HOW CAN I NOT BE YOUR TYPE?!"

"WHAT, SO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?!"

"NOT REALLY, NO!"

"THEN SHUT. THE FUCK. UP."

"THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM, SO I'M JUST GONNA ASSUME THAT I'M GOOD." Poseidon boomed.

Gilli sniffled. "I wish I had my phone for this magical moment!" She cried.

Huntress shook her head at her. "Not the time, girl."

"BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Gilli shrieked.

"Who cares?!" Zeus yelled. He tried to zap her with lightning.

"I CARE!" She pulled her toaster cat out of the void.

Next thing I know, Zeus is knocked backwards by exploding toast.

I whipped out my dual blades as Hades ran into me. I slashed at his stomach as he barrelled into me, and I burst into smoke, reappearing behind him.

He whirled around, raising his sword

I stabbed and slashed, just toying with him.

He tried to cut my head off, but I ducked and swiped at his legs.

He tripped and fell. I smirked and put away my blades, then formed two whips out of smoke.

Being considered family by the guy who is primordial of that very thing has its perks. (He was willing to give me fire powers, but it didn't quite work cause all I got was smoke.)

Hades scrambled up and formed and pulled an axe from the shadows.

I turned semi-smoky, but maintained my appearance.

Hades stabbed at my leg with his axe, I dodged, he morphed his shadows into three ninja stars and threw them with all his might. I jumped over the first, moved my head over to not have one go through my head, and side kicked the other back at him.

He dodged his own weapon and glared at me. I shrugged at him, still smoky.

He suddenly lunged at me, again with the sword. I faked a missed parry and his sword went through me. I quickly solidified my body, except for a good four centimeters around the sword.

"Ha! I have defeated you, irritating boy!"

Hades looked at me patiently. I raised my eyebrows.

"Why aren't you dying? I stabbed you, so die! Your auras not fading..." He looked around.

Zeus was laying on his stomach knocked out, Gilli sitting on his chest petting her cat.

Posiedon was sitting Indian style, with his hands tied to his feet, and someone had stuffed a stray pinecone in his mouth. Lazuli lazed with an elbow on Poseidon's head and one foot on his trident which was stuck in the ground, and Night taunted him with a black can of spray paint, about to tag his tropical shirt.

Heros and Tech were using some type of magic and tech stuff to seal a giant crack in the earth that I assume was from one of Poseidon's tantrums.

"Oh look, guys. I've been impaled." I tapped the sword.

"You're stupid."
"Stop being an idiot, Blazer."

I pulled the sword out of my chest, laughing.

I quickly whirled around whipping Hades upside the head. I then wasted no time tying him up.

"So you guys don't think I'm funny?" I asked Dove and Huntress, solidifying myself.

"Nope."
"Not really." Huntress said.

"Aw come on... Dove, you laugh at my jokes all the time..."

Lazuli laughed. "Just wait till you meet his grandson. And if you thought ONE Sammy was bad..." He laughed louder.

It will be nice to meet my grandson again. He will be older than when I first met him.

Stronger.

"It can't be that bad..." She argued.

"It is." Lazuli, Night, Gilli, and I said in sync.

"Jinx!" Lazuli and Gilli said.
"Double jinx! Triple jinx! Quadruple jinx!"

Lazuli got the last jinx and screamed, "Ha! You all owe me sodas! I WILL FREAKING PASS OUT LATER FROM ALL THE SUGAR CONSUMPTION!!!" He jumped around happily.

Posiedon spat the pinecone out of his mouth.

"He's not kidding is he?"

Tech shook his head.

Lazuli stopped jumping around. He looked at Poseidon seriously. "Why would I kid about something like that?"

"Can you untie me?" Hades asked me.

"No."

Night shook his head sadly. He talked over to Gilli and nudged Zeus with his foot.

"Sit up, drama queen. We all know you're faking."

Zeus grumbled and sat up, knocking Gilli off.

"Hey!" She said. Toasteeto hissed.

"Alright. We are not here to kill anybody, so calm down." Nightmare stated.

Heros cleared his throat.

"We are not here to kill you guys."

"Better."

"We understand that you are on the edge of war. One of your campers called us for backup. So don't worry, despite the outfits, we are not here to assassinate anybody. Anybody human. Or half human. Ok, just not anybody bad." He huffed.

"Wait," Hades said. "You are here to help in the upcoming war?"

"Uh, yeah. I believe that is what he just said." I commented.

"So you don't want my throne?"

"Dude. We've got better jobs than yours. Also, nobody wants your stupid highchair Zeus." Lazuli scoffed.

Zeus was very delusional. So very sad.

"Anyway. A friend called from inside camp and said that all the demigods were going to die if we didn't come help. We don't want them to die, so here we are." Heros stated lamely.

"We don't want most of the demigods to die." I corrected.

"Yeah, what he said." Heros said.

"Since we're allies and all, could you..." Posiedon asked.

"Oh, right. Yeah. Totally." I made the smoke whips disappear, and Tech cut the ropes off of Posiedon.

Rare, Angeli, and I helped them to their feet, dusting them off.

Rare laughed nervously. "Sorry about the pinecone and all..." Be said to Posiedon.

I laughed.

"YOU did that? Ha, quick thinking man!" I laughed more.

"Who are you?" Zeus questioned us.

"Well..."

"Uh..."

Huntress took over. "We shall explain once we are in camp. Bring all your gods, the other camp leaders, the Hunters, and the amazons."

"Okay." Posiedon agrees.
"Fine..." Zeus grumbled.
"Whatever." Hades said.

The three gods flashed away, and we started our trek through yhe field and chatted about nonsense.

"Hey!"

"WHAT THE—" Huntress yelled.

Night was being pulled forward, seemingly by some unknown force.

We all dashed after him. "Wait!" I yell.

Dove slaps the back of my head. "If he could, he would have done it already!"

Ow...

Suddenly be slowed down. We all ran to catch up to him. He was standing right there at the edge of the road.

"What was... that?" Angeli trailed off.

That weird necklace I had always seen him wearing —the green circle one with a flame shape in it— it had risen from his chest where it usually hung and was kinda glowing and pointing across the road.

"Is he there? Is that what that means?" I grew hopeful.

The necklace yanked him forward. He stumbled.

He smiled widely. "Yep. That's him. He's there!"

The necklace yanked him forward, but Night used that momentum to push forward up the hill.

I ran after, impatient to see my grandson.

We all ran up the hill, laughing and calling out.

"Leo!" Night screamed.

"LEO!!" I screeched.

"WHERE YOU AT, MAN?!" I heard Lazuli yell.

The rest laughed and ran with us. Screaming for Leo.