"My name's Nico di Angelo. Or Nightmare. What's your name?"

Her mouth hung open.

"Like..... THE Nico di Angelo? The GHOST KING???" I nodded.

"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!! Wait..... THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT CHAOS BOOK. IVE GOT TO TEXT GILLI, SHES NoT GONNA BELIEVE THIS."

My face was burning. The rest of the team were trying not to LMAO.

Crap. Demigod Fangirl. And her friend Fangirl.

She pulled out her phone, but before she could turn the screen on the door behind us burst open. In came a girl with wavy brown hair and big red glasses (without lenses). She had pale skin and was wearing dark eye shadow. She was wearing a sweater that said 'Keep Calm and Say No (Like Nico)'.

She was hauling a mechanical cat that looked like it had a toaster for a back. Its tail was a cord that you would plug into a wall. Its back was decorated with stickers of Skittles that spelled out Toasteeto. The cat looked at me, flicked its tail cord and closed its robotic eyes.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" She addressed the shorter girl.

"Hey Gilli. Guess what? No wait, I know you already know that I know you know that I know you knew. So what do I tell you?"

"What?" Captain exclaimed behind me.

Gilli's eyes locked on me. She sucked in a huge breath. I could feel the others take a few steps backwards.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!" she exclaimed.

I heard Sammy facepalm. "No Styx. We didn't notice..."

"OH MY FRIGGEN CHEETOS ITS DI ANGELO!!!!! EEEEEEEEEE-" she lunged at me.

I thought she was going to lock me in one of those eternal Fangirl hugs, but she just ripped my hood down.

"Oh my gods. He's just as hot as I imagined him to be."

My mind went blank. Whaaa?

Gilli turned to the other one and said, "What if he hooked up? What if it was Percy? Ooh, that would be cool Lea. Maybe even Jason. No, no. Leo."

'Lea' made a face.

"No. That sounds too much like my name. Everyone knows he should be with Will."

I cleared my throat.

"Will? Well that's not that bad." Gilli said.

"Lea?" I tried.

"Yeah. We should call it.....Solangelo." She went on.

"Lea."

"No. He's too awesome for that...," Gilli thought.

"Lea!"

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Lea?" Gilli asks. Lea nodded.

"Lea!!!"

"SEXY LONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They cheered.

"LEA!!!!!!!!"

They jumped. Good.

"Sorry." You better be.

"Let's leave my personal life as a subject for later, huh?"

"Really?"

"No."

"Nico says no." Gilli stage whispered.

We all gave her a funny look. She raised her hands in mock surrender and stroked her toaster cat.

"Let's go somewhere else. This place reminds me too much of the Apollo cabin." I threw the yellow splattered room a distasteful look.

I then snapped my fingers and a portal appeared under us.

-★-★-

We landed in the middle of chaos. (No not the guy.)

The palace and shrubbery were on fire. People were running and screaming. Chaos was nowhere to be seen. There were Greek monsters everywhere.

Holy Chaos.

"Omega team! Plan BPFSQ492. For Chaos!!" I yelled and summoned Burn.

The rest of them heard the plan and got into gear, and ran into battle.