Vol. 1: The Chat's Origin
Rocket has created a chat.
Rocket has added Groot to the chat.
Groot: I am Groot
Rocket: You're welcome, buddy.
Rocket has added Gamora to the chat.
Rocket had added Mantis to the chat.
Rocket has added Drax to the chat.
Rocket has added Nebula to the chat.
Rocket: All right I think that's everyone
Drax: What about Peter?
Nebula: Yeah how can you forget peter
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Of course not! I'm not that mean.
Groot: I am GROOT
Rocket: fine you little shrub
Rocket added Peter to the chat.
Peter: oh cool you made a chat
Drax: ... but he's an anthropomorphic tree, not a shrub...
Mantis: I am pretty sure he meant it as a joke, right Rocket?
Peter: hold on did you already start this without me
Rocket: ya
Peter: wait did you say 'ya' to mantis or me
Rocket: that is correct
Drax: That is not an answer to his question.
Gamora: Drax you can use contractions you know that right
Drax: Contractions are for pregnant women?....
Rocket: OH GOD
Peter: DRAX
Groot: I AM GROOT
Nebula: technically he's right: con·trac·tion: noun /kənˈtrakSH(ə)n/ 1. the process of becoming smaller. 2. a shortening of the uterine muscles occurring at intervals before and during childbirth.
Peter: Neb we don't need that
Drax: But I not not want to do either of those...
Gamora: And I didn't mean any of those! a contraction is like when you join words with an apostrophe
Drax: Ah'yes'I'understand'now'I'can'now'form'contractions'thank'you'Gamora
Rocket: i seriously hope you're kidding
Drax:Just'because'you'can'not'use'contractions'properly'does'not'mean'you'can'bully'me'
Peter: ooh are we bullying drax
Mantis: I, too, should like to join in!
Gamora: No we aren't
Rocket: YES WE ARE
Peter: lets do toasts
Rocket: you mean roasts
Drax: coasts
Drax: boasts
Mantis: Ooh! And ghosts!
Peter: *facepalm*
Drax: Did you literally facepalm and then type that?
Peter: ghrjerhlsjkirjghgsseurhgi
Gamora: what?...
Nebula: I can't find a definition for 'ghrjerhlsjkirjghgsseurhgi '.
Rocket: shut up lexicon you must not speak
Peter: what does lexicon mean
Nebula: ...
Nebula: ...
Nebula: ...I know the answer may I speak
Rocket had removed Nebula from the chat.
Gamora: seriously
Peter: what the heck dude
Groot: I am Groot
Rocket: Are you seriously all teaming up against me
Mantis: It appears so.
Rocket has added Nebula to the chat.
Nebula: THANK you
Rocket: you're WELcome
Peter: SHUT up
Groot: I am Groot.
Gamora: we need to teach him some more vocabulary
Rocket: why I understand him perfectly
Drax: For the rest of us
Mantis: I agree
Groot: I am Groot!
Gamora: rocket translate please
Rocket: "i like big butts and i cannot lie"
Groot: I AM GROOT
Rocket: "no other brotha can deny"
Drax: He did not say that.
Rocket: did so he sang the whole song
Rocket: it was pretty good too
Groot: I. A M. G R O O T.
Rocket: language
Peter: *cap intensifies*
Gamora: yeah XD
Nebula: XD
Rocket: fine he said that he's incapable of typing anything other than 'i am groot' his fingers won't let him or something
Gamora: that's ridiculous
Nebula: how about emojis
Peter: that's actually a great idea let's do it
Gamora: call the press the cyborg actually had a good idea
Drax: what are 'emojis'
Mantis: I am confused as well.
Peter: ALL RIGHT GROUP LESSON EVERYONE 'EMOJI 101'
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