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Vol. 1: The Chat's Origin

Rocket has created a chat.

Rocket has added Groot to the chat.

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: You're welcome, buddy.

Rocket has added Gamora to the chat.

Rocket had added Mantis to the chat.

Rocket has added Drax to the chat.

Rocket has added Nebula to the chat.

Rocket: All right I think that's everyone

Drax: What about Peter?

Nebula: Yeah how can you forget peter 

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Of course not! I'm not that mean.

Groot: I am GROOT

Rocket: fine you little shrub

Rocket added Peter to the chat.

Peter: oh cool you made a chat

Drax: ... but he's an anthropomorphic tree, not a shrub...

Mantis: I am pretty sure he meant it as a joke, right Rocket?

Peter: hold on did you already start this without me

Rocket: ya

Peter: wait did you say 'ya' to mantis or me

Rocket: that is correct

Drax: That is not an answer to his question.

Gamora: Drax you can use contractions you know that right

Drax: Contractions are for pregnant women?....

Rocket: OH GOD

Peter: DRAX

Groot: I AM GROOT

Nebula: technically he's right: con·trac·tion: noun /kənˈtrakSH(ə)n/ 1. the process of becoming smaller. 2. a shortening of the uterine muscles occurring at intervals before and during childbirth.

Peter: Neb we don't need that

Drax: But I not not want to do either of those...

Gamora: And I didn't mean any of those! a contraction is like when you join words with an apostrophe

Drax: Ah'yes'I'understand'now'I'can'now'form'contractions'thank'you'Gamora

Rocket: i seriously hope you're kidding

Drax:Just'because'you'can'not'use'contractions'properly'does'not'mean'you'can'bully'me'

Peter: ooh are we bullying drax

Mantis: I, too, should like to join in!

Gamora: No we aren't

Rocket: YES WE ARE

Peter: lets do toasts

Rocket: you mean roasts

Drax: coasts

Drax: boasts

Mantis: Ooh! And ghosts!

Peter: *facepalm*

Drax: Did you literally facepalm and then type that?

Peter: ghrjerhlsjkirjghgsseurhgi

Gamora: what?...

Nebula: I can't find a definition for 'ghrjerhlsjkirjghgsseurhgi '.

Rocket: shut up lexicon you must not speak

Peter: what does lexicon mean

Nebula: ...

Nebula: ...

Nebula: ...I know the answer may I speak

Rocket had removed Nebula from the chat.

Gamora: seriously

Peter: what the heck dude

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: Are you seriously all teaming up against me

Mantis: It appears so.

Rocket has added Nebula to the chat.

Nebula: THANK you

Rocket: you're WELcome

Peter: SHUT up

Groot: I am Groot.

Gamora: we need to teach him some more vocabulary

Rocket: why I understand him perfectly

Drax: For the rest of us

Mantis: I agree

Groot: I am Groot!

Gamora: rocket translate please

Rocket: "i like big butts and i cannot lie"

Groot: I AM GROOT

Rocket: "no other brotha can deny"

Drax: He did not say that.

Rocket: did so he sang the whole song

Rocket: it was pretty good too

Groot:  I.  A M.  G R O O T.

Rocket: language 

Peter: *cap intensifies*

Gamora: yeah XD

Nebula: XD

Rocket: fine he said that he's incapable of typing anything other than 'i am groot' his fingers won't let him or something

Gamora: that's ridiculous

Nebula: how about emojis

Peter: that's actually a great idea let's do it

Gamora: call the press the cyborg actually had a good idea

Drax: what are 'emojis'

Mantis: I am confused as well.

Peter: ALL RIGHT GROUP LESSON EVERYONE 'EMOJI 101'










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