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Lord, Fuck Me Sideways Why Don't You?

Jay's POV

Oh yes. I've had a lovely time here so far. In fact, it's been so lovely, I could just put rope on my ceiling fan, have a chair in the middle right under it, and accidentally wind up hanging myself. . .


A bit of a recap of what's been happening since you've been away; horror. Everyone knows me as the weird new kid that 'tamed the beast'. I'm just here like, "Beast? What beast?", then they just look at me with wide eyes and run away. WELL WHO WANTED A FUCKING COLLEGE LIFE ANYWAY? I MEAN I'M ONLY BEING FORCED TO GOOOOO!!! Oh! And did I mention it's an only  boy's college?? How LAME!! .

I feel so lonely I could cry. . . But if I did that whack job of a roommate would walk on over and be all up in my face, patting my head, wrestling with me, tickling me, then trying to act all flirty and shit. . . Ok so the tickling didn't go down neither did wrestling or the flirting, but for some reason my senses have been all jacked up since I met Mist. It's like I can tell when he's super happy, or just normal, the guy isn't sad! He's kind of admirable, if he didn't tease me so much that is. 

Oh, by the way, it's only a week in. This might not seem like much, but shit went down, rape kinda highlighted that factor. . . Attempted rape. Still's rape, but you get it right?

There was a knock at our joint door after I had finally accomplished the journal entry. I groaned softly knowing exactly who it was. 

"Who ever could that be?"

I sighed stuffing my journal away into my desk.

"Umm. . . Today I think i'm the gingerbread man."

Mist poked his head in with a small smile, with a wiggle of his eyebrows, he had entered and shut the door behind him. He had something behind his back, but I couldn't tell what it was. I eyed him suspiciously, though if anything, I was more curious. 

"What'cha got there Mr.GB man?"

"Something awesome."

". . . May I know what this 'something awesome' is?"

"Ehhh, maybe."

He purred at my question and I just puffed up a bit. Sighing softly my hands crossed over my chest and I got up walking over to him. I got this vibe that he wanted something for it. Mist is clever, even if he doesn't act like it. He's actually a pretty well liked person, though at the same time people are still afraid of him- maybe that's why i'm called the beast tamer? Eh whatever, i'll figure it out later.

"What do you want or it? I don't think you're the type to give out something for free."

His smile grew and he laughed nodding.

"You know me too well, roomy. Before I list any conditions, let me just tell you a little something."

"Conditi- ?"

"It's from Mrs. Krack's classroom."

My eyes widened slightly and I gasped softly, I couldn't help but smile in delight and get excited. For those of you I've never told (everybody), Mrs. Krack is Mist and I's science teacher. And by 'science' I mean like black magic shit! Weird animals and damn chill-to-the-bone-hokus-pokus! That kinda stuff! Though i'm at a disadvantage with Mist knowing what my favorite class is. . . And the fact that we're both not afraid to start a bit of mischief doesn't help either. (Mostly Mist!!)

"W-what?? Lemme see!!"

I rushed over excited, not caring about my earlier composure. 

"Ah, ah, ah! Jaaay~ I have a condition!!"

He sing-songed with a teasing look flashing through his eyes. I just pouted slightly.

"Fine! What is it??"

I looked over to the side where Mist's hand disappeared behind him, he moved a little to hide whatever he had in his hand.

"The condition is. . ."

I could hear just the damn drum roll. He smiled deviously saying finally.

"A kiss!~"

"That's fi- wait a what?"

"A kiss, or rather to be more specific. . ."

He grinned slyly. 

"A kiss you won't forget~"

He said this with a wink, his tongue sticking out to the side, his right index finger making a 'sh' action. He tilted his head a little after and I groaned inside my head. THIS GUY knows all my weaknesses, right? I'm not good with anticipation or anxiety. . . Or Secrets. I can't help but wanna rip a barbie's head off if someone won't tell me something. This was one of those times, except I had the choice of walking away- a.k.a kicking his ass out the door- or kissing him. . . This is a no brainer people. 

". . .' A ' as in one?"

"Yup! just one, rules are anything goes though~" 

His tongue zipped back into his mouth when he smiled at me cheekily. I sighed blushing lightly. Well, here goes nothing. . . I walked up to him and got on my tippy toes and pecked his lips.

"Now can I see I- mm?"

His lips melted to mine, for a second I didn't even notice what was going on until I felt his tongue enter my mouth. He put whatever was behind his back on my small nightstand, wrapping his arms around me. I gasped softly and mewled at the feeling of Mist's kiss. I don't know what was happening, but somehow we wound up with my hands pinned above my head, I was panting and my mind was a blank slate. Mist was panting along with me, only he was kissing my neck. I squirmed slightly and blinked trying to get out of my fog.

"H-hey Mist, l-let. . . Let go."

I paused to bite my lip, he had found a sensitive spot on my neck and I tensed by accident. He smirked and ignored me, only to abuse the spot. God why the fuck is he- mm~. . . Stop it you- Ooh~. . . I slipped back into that fog once again. I made a soft moan and I saw his back tense.

"M-more~"

I panted heatedly and realized what I had just asked. Like electric I had woken up, he looked at me with a sexy smirk and lusty eyes.

"What was that Jay?~"

My face went a bright red and I managed to knock him back by slamming my forehead to his. He fell back stunned and I shouted flailing a little.

"NOTHING!! I-I said . . . I said s'more!! 'Cause I'm hungry- going to the cafeteria byyyyeeeee!!" 

I ran to my door leaving Mist stunned and mopey. 

My forehead hurt and was most likely red, but ta hell with it. That was like. . . That's what it feels like? My fingers went up to my lips and I didn't stop in the hallway. They felt a bit puffy, and I can't say they were cold. In fact they feel warm. . . I blinked and realized I was about to face plant into a wall, quickly saving myself, but I bumped into someone. With my luck I took them down with me.

"Uwah!"

"Woah!"

My eyes shut tight and I wound up gripping onto the shirt of the person who had just broke my fall. After a second I opened my eyes to hear groaning, then I saw my safety cushion. He saw me too. We both looked at each other dead set in the eyes. 

He was a pretty good looking guy. He had pale skin with red-ish-orange freckles going from his cheeks to the bridge of his nose, crossing over to the other side. His eyes were a light arctic shade of blue, his straight red, only curled at the end, hair made them stand out even more. It was a cute cut, and made him look tough, but sincere. He had on a black leather jacket, a Hollister T, and some white skinny jeans. I could just imagine the heat on my face right now. This is too anime-manga-ish, i've got to say. . . Too predictable. 

"I-i. . . Oh, um. . . Jesus Christ."

I stuttered and sat up off him covering half my face, averting my eyes.

"Sorry."

I looked to him and my eyes went wide. His pale freckled cheeks dusted pink, his eyes semi-wide themselves. He went to say something, only to dismiss it, then try again.

"Wasn't your fault, I'm just too bulky."

He grinned getting over whatever was so interesting about me and shrugged a little, getting up. He offered me a hand to which I took. He hoisted me up with ease and I smiled apologetically. I shook my head scratching my neck after wards. Maybe Brek should take lessons from this guy. . .

"N-nah, not at all. It was my fault for not paying attention. . . Plus leather looks like it belongs to you."

He was still holding my hand, but seemingly lost, still looking into my eyes. I got a bit uncomfortable, so I fidgeted a little. He took notice to this and blinked. Welcome back to reality! He smiled and let go of my hand, his fangs now noticeable. Welp, this guys capable of sucking blood, huh? . . That's awesome!-

He chuckled slightly and nodded a little.

"it's a truce. . . "

EXPLANATION AS TO WHY HE'S AWESOME: who the hell wouldn't want awesome looking teeth, a perfect body 24/7 (luckily doesn't shimmer and twinkle), some more hothothothothothothothot, and a mysterious background!! Boom. Point taken right?? Way better than mist's stupid idiot. . . kinda cute. . . BUT STUPID! Very stupid body! . . . That makes you forget everything. . . And- and yeah!  

He didn't even show me the thing he got! I know it's my fault for just getting up and walking out the room, but still! It's all his fault!

"My name is Utah, strange name, huh?"

I got up, and he followed suit.

"No, if anything, Jaymason is strange."

I smiled softly up at Utah, he looked a bit taken aback before a kind smile spread on his face. He looked to the ceiling then to me and shook his head.

"Your name is unique, it's different. Though that is the definition of strange. . . Doesn't mean it's bad."

He laughed into his hand.

"Think about it like, 'at least i'm not named after a state!'"

He laughed and I couldn't help but laugh lightly myself.

"Guess so, but don't just start preaching advice and not use it yourself, kay?" 

He nodded and shrugged, putting his hands up in defeat. 

"Aye aye, sir."

There was a moment of silence when we both burst out with a chuckle. 

Utah's POV

Lord. PLEASE allow me to take this boy and fuck him sideways!! He's too cute- no innocent- or rather. . . God I don't know! He's amazingly attractive! Dammit, I just had to wear the skinny jeans today too! My lucky streak lately has been gone, but come on! This has to be fate!! I mean hell, I get accepted into my dream school and I bump into one of the cutest boys here, please strike me down if this wasn't meant to be!! Ok, calm down you damn horny vamp, you gotta be chill. Take your time, he's definitely worth it, I mean look at that cute little ass of his- Oh shit he said something! I tilted my head replying to a small part of what he was saying

"Lunch?- Oh yeah I was just heading over there myself!"

I rubbed the back of my neck and grinned at the little. Jay. . . A cute nickname for this guy would be blue jay, right? AGH! He's so fucking adorably my type!! 

I walked over and we both headed towards the cafeteria. I stopped and pointed behind us.

"Hey isn't the cafe this way?"

He looked to me before sweat dropping and nodding a little, his cheeks dusting a light shade of red. We turned around starting toward the right way  to the cafe. I couldn't help but chuckle softly, he started up with how hopelessly lost he could get, even with a map. I could only comment and ruffle his hair, occasionally shaking my head. I flashed a smile deciding that a story would perk him up, even just a little, even if it was the time I ran into a tree. . . a car. . . a building. . .  a pole. . .

I guess my thing is running into things. Lil' blue over here must have no sense of direction though, huh? . . . IT'S A MATCH FROM THE HEAVENS!!! I swear it!







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