This is similar to Josuke Higashikata's hair insults from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure-All Star Battle

Jamboree: That's an insane hairstyle you have!

Dan: That hairstyle looks way too gay!

Rocky: Those rainbow colored highlights, messed up that once beautiful style you called hair

Spiral: The definition of a faggot is strong with this one's hairstyle.

Janai: Your hairstyle is just one huge mess!

Lazuli: Not even my magic can fix the catastrophe of a hairstyle you have.

Niko: Nyah, What an abnormality.

Amaya: Your hair looks like someone smeared skittles all over your head and melted it!

Raven: An atrocity such as that deserves divine retribution!

Crow: What the hell is wrong with you? Who told you that was a good idea?!

Etsuko: Your hair looks more of a mess than mine.

Noir: Oh look, merde on top of merde! (Shit on top of Shit)

Yoko: I think I'll save you repulsive hair for last.

Shiva: Hair like that alone explains to me that you humans are waste of garbage.

Laguna: Before I obliterate you completely, I'll start by removing the prissy ass hair of yours.

Noel: I'll cut that hair to more proper size.

Melody: I wonder if your hair would grow wings and fly away if I sang a tune.

Lilith: With hairstyles like these, it's no wonder why human lives are short enough as it is.

Elijah: Tsk, What did you say?!

Zoe: Hair...Funny!

Elijah: Tsk...What?!

Hana: Your hair looks like the end result of a gay budget porno flick!

Elijah: What did you call my hair?!

Karin: Not even my trick arrows will fix that horrendous monstrosity you call hair.

Elijah: Damn You!

Neon: A moment of silence for the many of skittles that were melted for creating this thing.

Nikita: Stop acting like a hotshot with that smug hair of yours!

Yuka: Your hair could be compensating over the fact of your egotistical  personality .

Donovan: I thought I only see stuff like that when I'm high!

Chloe: A hairstyle fit for a present

Luna: Your hair looks like leprechaun piss mixed with cow shit Stuck on the side of the road! I would never allow the people in my country to have that!

Shin: I'll take your soul from your body, then chop off that fugly Rainbow streak!

Zach: ... Gross

Sean: If only I can wash away that hair with my waves!

Cynthia: A hairstyle like that is ASKING for death!

Kira: I would never let my brother have that!

Levi: I have no words, just that you have to be the most pathetic person on the planet with hair like that.

Hidemi: That hair belongs in a museum...The kid's arts and crafts section.

Valentina: White vulgar hair!

Tokiko: Stop walking around with such sickening hair!

Rika: I'm going to cut that cringe worthy hairstyle into that of something more mature and chaotic!

Scarlet: My advice, wear a hat. It should save you the embarrassment.

Emilia: You can cackle like a hen about your hair on your own time.

Issac: Life is much like your hairstyle. A lie, meaningless, and pointless.

Elijah: Your hair is really not that good!

Kai: Water isn't going to be enough to fix that, you're going to need holy water.

Belarus: I'm going to burn that ugly hair to a crisp!

Ayumo: Even with depth perception, I can tell that your hair really is ugly.

Takiko: I can't tell who's on LSD. Me or your hairstyle?

Kanako: I only see stuff like that when I'm drunk.

Elena: Your parents must be disappointed in you for leaving out of the house like that!

Walter: *snickers*

Elijah: I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!