Apparently I zoned out until I hear yelling
"It's killing them!"
I said in my sarcastic tone
"No! It's sleeping!"
"Where is it taking them"
I responded with
"Hell."
Dad responded
"No Mexico."
"It's dead dad."
Greg said so he got pinched and I snickered then bunion women said
"Oh! A porch swing! I know what I'm going to do this weekend!"
And she pushed Greg's friend out of the way. We went in and it was beautiful. Anyways toupe guy said
"I made a map and took a liberty too save the room for Gloria and I."
Oh that's what the wrinkly women Name is. Then she responded.
"Ooh! We're gonna do the backstroke tonight!"
I went to the trash can and threw up. Then the chubby girl said
"Oh I want to go swimming with you guys!"
I then walked back to the trash can and barfed again. I came back then Gloria started explaining but I stuck my fingers in my ears and started screaming
"I know what it is! stop trying to hurt my ears and make me barf the third time!"
Now she stopped and I was glad.
"I think it's time to give them the tour!"
"Oh right."
We came to the master bedroom and big s's wife started walking in it but big s stopped her and said
"Let the kids have it. Go kids go!"
"Big s hand shake?"
"Lil s. Hand shake!"
We did a intricate hand shake and once we finished it I heard
"Dad. What's the box on the TV. "
Naturally I awenser
"The rest of the TV. Idiot."
Keithie says
"That's some stone age shiznit."
Big s responded saying
"Yeah that's whack."
I ignored them and claimed a bed by putting my backpack on it. Then I kicked the parents out. I then took off my dress and put on my street basketball stuff. I turned around to see the girls shocked faces, the boys had their mouths open and eyes wide while the children younger than us looked confused. I just shrugged and said
"What?"
"Y-you ch-changed i-in fr-front o-of b-boys."
"What's your name?"
"Donna."
Oh so the chubby girls name is Donna. I ask the other girl what her name was she said it was Charlotte or Charlie. Wow. I need to pay attention more. Oh another boy.
"What's your name?"
"Andre."
"Who's the 4 year old?"
"Bean."
Who would name their kid bean? That right there is child abuse or their making him get bullied when he gets older. Poor kid. Oops.
"I'm sorry what?"
"I said you changed the subject."
"Well at least I'm trying to know your names instead of calling you very roud things."
And I walked away. Nobody sasses the sass master.

♡♡♡♡♡love time skip♡♡♡♡♡

I walk out of the cabin and said
"Grab your kids. They need to learn not to care or be roud."
We ended up going into the woods. I actually was enjoying it until I heard sadness about roller skates. I rolled my eyes and kept going until I found a rope on a tree so I took off my shoes, grabbed the rope, got on a bigger rocke and yelled while swinging until I dropped into the water
" Big s is awesome Lil s is awesmazing!"
I climbed out of the lake to see everyone was here and the fat guy was beside me. And big s has- a shoe box? What did I miss! We came back after I put on my shirt and shoes and I found a girl driving in a dump of a car and when she stopped I opened the hood. I heard 'oochy mama' I'm pretty sure that was Greg. Then Gloria and toupe came. I left to get some hoops in and I was extremely tired so I went and fell asleep on my bed.