(Just to tell you that the last chapter and maybe this whole story is a joke but I'm a big fan of Sam so don't judge a few little jokes here and there!)
Taurtis decided to stay at the house while Sam was shopping and Grian was doing his wizard stuff. Taurtis thought he was alone... Or was he. (Well this is getting interesting)
"Um.... Who are you? Where are you??" Taurtis said in confusion.
(Wait you can hear me?! You're only meant to be a character in a story...)
"Wait, what?" Taurtis replied
(Um... *whispers* oh god, he's becoming aware of what he is..."
"Hey i heard that!!"
(*checks draft* well I suppose you are meant to have this ability according to the plan, so yeah i guess I'm here to help then)
"Okay then? Can you just leave for now?"

The voice was now gone. Taurtis was now confused about why the author had called him a character...

Sam came in with the groceries.
"Hey Taurtis you look confused, what's wrong?"
"I'm fine..."
(It was only a short chapter because Taurtis is my least favourite)