All the Rogue
Len added Lisa, Mick, Shawna, Bivolo, Mark, Hartley to group chat.
Mick: The hell is this?
Len: Exactly what it sounds like, dumbass.
Mark: You need some ice for that burn?
Mick: I'm going to kill you.
Len: I would take him somewhat seriously.
Len: Keyword being somewhat.
Hartley: Why am I here? All this is childish bickering.
Shawna: Thank you, Hartley. Now, can we plan the next heist?
Mick: Can't we do this in person? I wanna beat the shit out of Mark.
Mark: (Eye roll). I get you a bottle of Jack, you'll forgive me.
Len: Why did you give away our secret to calming Mick down!?!?
Shawna: I wanna leave, yet I don't.
Hartley: I know how you feel.
Mick: Shut up or I'll make you leave!"
Hartley: You can't do that over a phone, idiot.
Mick: Watch me.
Mick had kicked Hartley from chat.
Len: I didn't know you even knew how to do that.
Mick: Shut up or I kick you too.
Len: You can't kick the master out, dummy.
Shawna: Since when do you give up the chance to swear?
Lisa: I just got here, and apparently I missed a lot in the last five minutes!
Mick: How'd you do that?
Lisa: I have my ways. Now, why did you kick Hartley out?
Mick: He's a dick.
Shawna: There we go.
Len: I thought you were talking to me.
Shawna: I was talking to both of you.
Mark: Need some more ice?
Len: Lise, what are you up to?
Mark: What do you mean?
Len: Normally, she would be chatting it up in here, yet she's almost completely silent. So I ask again: What are you doing, Lisa?
Lisa: ...
Len: Lisa...
Len: Wait. Where's Shawna?
Shawna: Right here!
Len: Damnit! Shawna, where the hell is Lisa?
Lisa: Right here, dumbass.
Len: Shawna, I know that's you. Now, where is Lisa?
Mark: Dang, you're good.
Hartley: Agree to disagree.
Mick: How are you here?
Hartley: See, Mick, there's this thing called hacking.
Mark: CALL THE BURN UNIT!!!
Mark: I wish I had more burn lines.
Lisa: Len, it's me.
Len: I don't believe you.
Lisa: (Eye roll). Do I seriously need to do that thing we agreed on?
Len: Since I know you would never tell Shawna it, then yes.
Shawna: HEY!!!!
Mark: Shawna, will you please give me a ride?
Shawna: I'm not a bloody taxi service. If you want a lift, I expect money.
Mark: That is a taxi service.
Shawna: Fine. I'm a taxi service. Are you gonna pay me or not?
Mark: No. The whole point was that it would be free.
Hartley: I wanna rob something. Boss?
Len: You wanna rob something, be my guest. The next group robbery is in a week.
Mark: Darn. I'm low on cash. Hartley? Will you help me?
Hartley: Sure.
Bivolo: I'll help, too.
Len: Jeez! I forgot you were here.
Bivolo: That's on you.
Lisa: Me too!
Lisa: Shawna?
Shawna: YES!!!
Mick: I need more booze, so sure.
Len: I guess it is a group robbery.
Len, Lisa, Mick, Bivolo, Shawna, Mark, and Hartley have left chat.
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Note: Sorry this took so long, guys. I just ran out of inspiration.
Does anyone have any prompts?
I'll try and get another chapter out soon.
Hope you enjoyed!
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