(A/n: so I wake up around 11 and i have like 20 messages and I'm like Wtf? So I open my phone and i open the chat and the most recent texts I see are

SexuallyIdentifyasaShovel: So why exactly would you key my car?

Bts'sWife: For shits and giggles

Fuck_Everyone: I wake up to this? For real? I mean like WHAT THE FUCK are y'all talking about?

TheFuckingTreehugger: So we were just having a regular morning ootd  (outfits of the day. Fight me) and out of nowhere Mel was like, hey what would you do if I keyed your car Dustin? And I was like wtf? And here we are.....

Fuck_Everyone: my only question is WHY? But I'll get an answer later.... need food

(A/n one if you want to know what I ate it was eggos fight me. Two conversations like this happen all the time, lol. Shows a lot about my friends!)

Peace!