Well here ya go 😄! First parody already up! Hope you enjoy this. Read on readerlings 😄!!!

P.S. I'm gonna RUIN your fairytale childhood stories because this is gonna be completely random and humorous. Don't say I didn't warn ya 😂! Randomness ensues.

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A/N:
       Normal font and indented- narration

"Normal font with quotation marks and not indented"- characters talking

Bold- is interupptions from cast

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Normal pov.

"Okay! Set's ready, people already in costumes, let's begin! Mayor Mellow, please start the narrating," Flores ordered.

"Okay," Mayor Mellow cleared his throat and started reading from the script the girls (author) wrote.

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       Once upon a time there was a girl named Laney. She was forced to wear a dress because her other cousins, Kate and Allie, threatened her that they would make her wear high heels and pig tails for the next two months of her life. To avoid that horrible fate, she chose to wear the dress and added a blood red cloak to hide the girly outfit. Laney had a bunch of other colored cloaks but let's just say, a certain wolf 'accidentally' burned them while pranking her.

        Laney wore the dress and cloak all the time. She was also short. Because of her height, everyone calls her 'Little Red Hood.' Then for the sake of it, someone added the word 'Riding' in it. (Seriously?! Am I the only one who's thinking how did the word 'Riding' get in the name?) So she became Little Red Riding Hood. But for the sake of the story, we'll all just call her Laney.

       Then one day, Laney was under a shady tree reading one of those romancy drama books; but she wouldn't let anyone find out about that. Her cousins, Kate and Allie, came to her.

"Laney, can you deliver this basket of treats to your other cousin Larry?" Kate said handing her the basket full of homemade sweets.

"He said he didn't like the ones he bought from a nearby store and said that the sweets there tasted like chalk and he wouldn't stand for that kind of mockery," Allie said.

"Why don't you or Allie do it?" Laney said looking to Kate.

"Do it or I will make you wear a pink dress for week 😇," Kate said sweetly. You can probably see the halo and horns on her head.

"Give me the basket. I'm gonna go now," Laney was then given the basket and skipped out onto the golden path.

*film burns and scratches are heard* "I don't skip!" Laney yelled. "Who wrote that?!" Everyone looks at the four girls and three of them (Electra, Becca, and Daisy) pointed to Flores. "I couldn't help myself! I had to add that to the script," Flores defended. Laney gives her the scariest glare ever. "Uh *gulps* where's Corey when you need his help on dealing with an angry Laney?" Flores gulped.

ONE REWRITE LATER

       Laney took the basket and started walking on the golden pathway to Larry's house.

       Little did she know that a blue haired crazy planning boy in a wolf costume was nearby, watching. He smirked a playful smirk and wandered deep into the woods.

       The boy in a wolf costume was named Corey. Corey was always planning crazy plans and was a prankster, and a horrible prankster at the most. He was sweet and cute (although Laney would never honestly admit it outloud to him because he was always pranking her and has a huge crush on him but we're going way off topic so I'm gonna stop now). But when he has a crazy plan in mind and it involves pranking Laney, it was go time!

*film burns and scratches are heard AGAIN* "I would never prank Laney!" Corey exclaimed. "I know! But I'm only adding that for the sake of it! Now stop interrupting the story!!!" Flores yelled.

CONTINUEING ON....

       Corey scampered off deep into the forest then into a large meadow to rest. He laughed to himself at the thought of pranking Laney just for the fun of it and steal- uh I mean... take Laney's basket of treats without her permission or knowledge and eating the sweets.

       Now, no one knows for sure why Corey is in a wolf costume. Some say that he is an actual wolf. Others say that the zipper in his costume got stuck, his ears and tail are forever stuck in his hair and pants butt because he had mistaken costume glue with permanent glue, and the face paint was again mistaken for real paint. He just added the fingerless gloves just to look and feel cool.

"WAIT!!!" Corey yelled. "What now?!" Daisy shouted. "Did that actually happen to my costume?! Will I ever take off the paint and ears?!" Corey whined and panicked. "No that never happened to your costume! We're just exaggerating!" Electra yelled back. "GUYS!" Becca said to them. "What?!" they said. "The camera's still running! Stop interrupting!" She said. "Whoops," they said embarassed.

CONTINUING ON....

       Corey thought of his plan. "You genius! You scoundrel! You King of Pranks!" He praised himself in his mind. It was just all too easy really. Laney would definetly FALL for his pranks.

       In joy, he started doing his early victory dance (which in my opinion looks like a mash up of the whip/nae-nae and tap dancing). His later victory dance would be done later on IF he has SUCCESSFULLY pranked Laney (and again in my opinion looks like a mix of the Harlem shake and the salsa).

       After a few minutes of ridiculous dancing, he went to a bush and got out a sack full of the pranking essentials. Whoopie cushions, cream pies, egg launchers, you name it everything is in that sack. Boy was he gonna have fun! He then uttered out an evil laugh that sounded much like a hyhena having a stroke.

       Laney heard the odd sounding laughter and thought to herself, "Is that an evil laugh?" She shrugged it off and continued her way to her candy eating cousin's house. She figured it was Corey doing something crazy and poorly prank worthy again. Then she thought, "Wait. Wasn't Corey always doing something CRAZY?"

       Meanwhile back with Corey. He, with his heavy overpacked sack of pranking essentials, dragged the sack and quickly followed after the red hooded girl.

       Laney held her basket tightly and had this odd feeling that someone was planning to prank her. She heard a sound and paused for a moment. Thinking that it was just the wind, she shrugged it off and walked onwards.

       Behind a tree ahead, Corey let a sigh of releef. She had almost caught him and if she did, his plans would be ruined and have gone down the toilet drain (I'm starting to wonder if there was plumbing back in that time period).

       He took his sack and went further into the forest, setting up a few tricks, traps, and pranks. He turned to a corner and FROZE.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Corey let out a scream of terror. "What?! What is it?! Something wrong?!" Electra demanded, frying pan at hand. "What? No." Corey said. "Then what were you screaming about?" Electra said as she rubbed her head in annoyance. "I thought a monster would pop out of nowhere on that part where I turned to a corner and froze," Corey said. Electra facepalmed at him,"This is a kids' show! There's not going to be any monsters in this parody or any other parody!" Corey nervously laughed,"Hehe nevermind.." Electra pulled out her megaphone,"ON WITH THE PARODY!!!!!"

BACK TO WHERE WE LEFT OFF.....

"GOTCHA! What is THIS supposed to be?" Laney stood in front of him holding out an odd looking device with a water balloon attached to it.

Corey laughed nervously. "Hehehe uh..a slime-filled water balloon launcher....?"

       Laney, with an emotionless expression, dropped it causing a loud metal clanking sound echoing in the woods. She was NOT amused.

"Hehe..Gotta go!" Corey gulped and turned to sprint away not forgetting to slam face first into a tree branch.

"He'll never learn will he?" Laney sighed to herself and left.

       The moment she was out of sight, Corey struggled to stand up, looking dazed. He could feel a bump forming on his forehead and BOY! was he going to need an ice pack.

"WOW! I didn't know you could see the stars during the day! It's so bright! Is that the light?" Corey said rubbing his head. He shook his head and after 15 minutes, he was A-OKAY! He took his prank sack and moved onwards. He still had his pranks to set up!

10 MINUTES LATER...🕑

       Laney strolled out on the golden path and immediatly spotted a rope hanging ahead. Suspicion strong, (because we know it's Corey who does the awful pranking. Don't believe me, well just keep reading) she snatched up a stick and used it to push the string. The rope fell and a delicious blueberry pie that was about to be wasted on a dumb prank was thrown inches in front of her face. Laney snickered, "Corey would have to do better than THAT!"

       Speaking of Corey, he was hiding nearby watching his 'greatest' prank work. SPLAT! The blueberry pie smacked him square in the face!

"Aww man!" Corey moaned. He said a few other colorful words, but this is a kid's show you know.

       Unfortunately, his other 'great' and 'awesome' pranks fared no better. Let's take a look at them shall we?

PRANK 2: Laney continued on and found a ukulele lying innocently on a tree stump. She stared at the ukulele UNAMUSED.

"Seriously Corey? Seriously?!" she thought. She set her basket down for a short moment and climbed up a tree near the stump. Sure enough, a net with metal balls was hanging above the stump. Nonchalantly, she lifted the net and tossed it aside, accidentally hitting Corey who was AGAIN trying to watch his prank.

He fell to the ground hard. Since the net had metal balls in it, it kept the poor guy down.

"Maybe she'll use the ukulele!" he thought.

Laney, however, looked at the innocent ukulele expecting another joke. Of course, she found it covered in itching powder and fire ants. Using rubber latex gloves that she found in her pocket dress, she took the ukulele by the handle and threw it away. The itching powder and fire ant infested ukulele accidentally hit Corey. She took off her gloves and threw it away and those too, smacked the poor boy.

"YEOWCH!" Laney heard Corey yell and sauntered off. The ukulele hit Corey right on the head! The itching powder and fire ants just added bonus pain points. Even the gloves hurt!

"One point for Red. Zero for poor little ol'e me," Corey groaned.

PRANK 3: Corey whimpered as he placed an ice pack and wrapped a bandage on his injured head and rubbed on some ointment on his irritated skin. The aiming was accurate and precise and the throw was hard. The fire ants and itching powder made it worse. What made it even more worse was the net! He looked down at the cast his left leg had now sported. With the help of his crutches, he limped to a hiding spot. He HAD to see this one. Laney would definetly fall for it! LITERALLY! (Gee Corey just won't give up now will he?)

Laney strolled onto the path and saw a pile of grass and twigs in front of her. She shook her head at the wolf boy's idiocy. Gracefully, she walked RIGHT ON THE TRAP and left, no trouble at all. Corey stood there with his mouth wide open and his eyes popping wide out in surprise.

Frustrated, he ran out of his hiding spot and stomped right on the trap. "Stupid thing!" The grass and twigs broke apart and he fell into the pit below. He yelled in frustration and pain and said some more of those colorful words you wouldn't hear in a kids' show....

PRANK 4: I'm sorry this scene is too violent to be read by young readerlings. BUT I will tell you it involves a large boulder, a catapult, and a very frustrated Corey saying some more colorful word choices. ~Yours truly, the Author 😊

PRANK 5: Corey was now sitting in a wheelchair in a full body cast. But he wouldn't give up! No flippin' yet! He had one last trap and it was the cruelest prank he's ever planned.

POOF! Laney stepped right on a whoopie cushion. Corey tumbled out of his wheel chair and hiding spot, laughing like crazed chihuaha after it ate two bags of sugar.

"That's it? You can't even do a prank right!" Laney said. With that, she stepped away from him and continued on.

Corey stopped giggling to look towards her. "I'm going to prank Laney!" he thought in determintation. "I'm going to prank that smart-mouth, redheaded, (he sputtered to think of a word) MEANIE!" He laughed with joy and wheelchaired his way towards a shortcut to Laney's Grandma's I MEAN cousin's house.

"The ultimate prank! She's gotta fall for it!"

20 MINUTES LATER...

       Magically, Corey was healed (Ever wonder in cartoons how one minute a character is hurt and after commercial or the next scene changes, they are perfectly fine? Yeah that happened now.) and was now sprinting towards Grandma's I MEAN cousin's house.

       He opened the door and found...LARRY?! LARRY SLEEPING WITH A BUNCH OF STUFFED TEDDIES?!

Becca shouted from the studio, "Larry wake up!"

"I got this!" Daisy said. She pulled out an extendable poking stick from outta nowhere and started to continuously poke Sleeping Larry. The poking woke Larry up.

"Psst! Your on!" Electra yelled pointing to her copy of the script.

Larry took out his copy and some reading glasses from under his pillow. He glanced at the script, muttering something and said, "Oh! It's the Wolf! I hope he does not hurt me!" He said sounding unnatural.

"Okay CUT CUT CUT!" Flores stepped in. "Larry, why were you SLEEPING?! And didn't you memorize that part of the script?"

"Sorry! I was waiting patiently here in my bed reading the script and after 20 minutes, I fell asleep because clown boy over here," Larry pointed to Corey, "Was taking forever in pranking Laney."

The four directors' eyes blinked simutaneously. "BACK TO THE SHOW!!!" they yelled into their megaphones.

BACK TO WHERE WE LEFT OFF...

Corey cleared his throat and whispered something about wanting to burn the contract, when Electra appeared from the shadows with her frying pan at hand. He gulped and cleared his throat again.

"Larry, I need your help in pranking Laney! So can we please switch places so that I can prank her?" Corey begged.

Larry stretched and got out of the bed. "Sorry dude. Can't help you prank that twin looking cousin of mine. So, no help."

Corey was about to say something then paused. "Wait. You're actually Laney's cousin?! How did that happen?!"

Larry shook his head. "It's a long story." Corey decided not to ask and continued to beg for Larry's help.

"I won't help you in pranking my cousin!" Larry exclaimed.

Corey all of sudden popped out 100 and handed it to Larry. "Here's a $100 dollar bill. Now go have fun with that officer girl named Carrie who you really like."

       Larry eagerly took the $100 dollar bill and ran out the door, still in his pajamas. Corey pumped his fist in the air, rejoicing. He turned to Larry's closet and put on the same pajamas Larry had on when he raced out to find the officer girl.

"SWEET!" He grinned evilly. Laney's gonna be PRANKED! He collapsed in the bed (which had bear themed covers and pillows and had teddy bear stuff toys) and snuggled under the covers. He just couldn't wait!

       Laney finally reached her cousin's house. She noticed Larry skipping out of the house with a $100 bill in his hand. An idea forming in her head, she handed Larry the goodies of the bag, put in a metal object in her basket instead, and gave a sly grin to herself.

       Meanwhile, Corey was in the bedroom starting to feel sleepy. Where was Laney?! To keep him active, he pulled out a clean ukulele (the same ukulele he used to prank Laney) and started playing the song, 'Lava'.

25 MINUTES LATER....

       Corey had fallen asleep and was now drooling on the ukulele. He was awoken to the sound of Laney knocking. He was ready and smiled evilly. Doing his best Cousin Larry's voice (which in my opinion sounded like an screeching cat getting shaved), he said,"Well come on in, cous (short for cousin)!"

Laney opened the door and stepped in. "Sup Larry." Corey pulled the night cap over his wolf ears and natural blue hair.

Laney said,"Why, Larry. What nice gloves you have!"

Corey quickly shoved his gloved hands under the covers and replied,"The better to keep me warm!"

Laney continued on. "What blue hair you have!" Pointing to a patch of blue hair Corey's night cap didn't cover.

Corey hastily pulled down the cap and squeaked,"I dyed it."

Rolling her eyes, she muttered "And what a squeaky voice you got there Larry!"

Thinking quick he replied,"I got a cold....?"

       The response sounded more of a question than a direct answer, but Laney shrugged it off and place the basket on the bedside table. "Sorry I can't stay long Larry. I must be going. Goodbye." Laney was about to leave when....

"No goodbye hug for your cousin?" Corey said pushing his luck.

She turned around and fake-sweetly said,"Why not open the basket first? You might be craving for those sweets all day."

He grabbed the basket, opened it, and.......SPLAT! A slime filled water balloon splattered all over his face. He shook his head quickly and gave a smirking Laney a glare.

"Oh dear cousin, what a dummy you are!" Corey glared at her and did it even more when he found out it was his water balloon launcher she used.

       Before he could give out an awesome comeback, BANG! Some crazy maniac kicked down the door! LITERALLY OFF ITS HINGES! The guy had an ax, and held it near Corey's throat. Apparantly it was KON and he was dressed in a Paul Bunyan logger style.

"Kon! What are YOU doing here?!" Corey screamed.

Kon pulled out his copy of the script (which was actually edited by four girls) and explained,"Well, according to the script the author wrote, there's a logger in the story and I have to kill Corey." He held his ax over his head. "You were a great band leader Corey. Sorry!"

       He was about to chop Corey in half when six visitors, four of them yelling into their megaphones, came to the room. It was Larry, Carrie, Becca, Electra, Daisy, and Flores.

"STOP STOP STOP! THIS IS A KID'S SHOW!" Daisy yelled into her megaphone.

"THAT MEANS NO KILLING!" Electra yelled.

"OR CHOPPING COREY IN HALF!" Becca joined in the yelling.

Carrie, who had an arm wrapped around Larry's shoulder, quietly asked,"Who are all these people in your house?"

Larry said and pointed to Laney,"That is my cousin Little Red Riding Hood." Carrie was about to ask about the cousin thing but didn't get a chance to when Larry turned to face Corey. "And that is Corey. He is the one who gave me a $100 to leave so that he could prank Laney." Larry turned and saw four annoyed directors with megaphones and quietly said to Carrie,"Those four are the ones in charge. They are crazy and can be very loud and threatening." He then pointed to Flores. "That one is the author of this book."

Carrie nodded and pulled out two pairs of handcuffs. She was about to arrest all four of them when Daisy, Electra, Flores, and Becca quickly sprinted out the door and off the stage. They didn't want to go back in prison again!

       Carrie and Larry quickly ran after the four crazy fangirls while Kon left to go to L.H.O.P. (Loggers' House Of Pancakes).

"Well, that was weird," said Laney as she turned her attention back at Corey who cried,"I will prank you one day! One day, you will be KERPRANKED!!" He got off the bed and jumped out the window, leaving behind Larry's pajamas.

        Laney was the only person left on the house. She grinned a Grinch-like grin. You see, the water balloon launcher wasn't the only prank she planned for Corey. Not the only one.

In a distance, she heard Corey yell out in pain. She smirked and said to herself,"He'll never learn. Now will he?"

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PHEW! Done with the first parody! That took forever. Sorry for the late update guys but I hope that this first chapter satisfied you all.

UP NEXT: "BREAK TIME AND CINDERELLA COSTUME TIME!!!"

Enjoy readerlings! ~Flores 🌸