After the lunch table drama of 2016, Cassidy and Greg were forced to leave. It would be a long and hard journey. After all, they were the most unpopular couple in the world (right behind Sean and Hitler). They both walked to the back of the cafeteria, and decided to start at the first table they came across.

"This will be easy", said Cassidy," I mean, who doesn't love my beautiful singing?" She began to sing her favorite song "Too Much" by all Time Low.

Greg suddenly slapped his hand over Cassy-chan's face, in a attempt to shut her up. "Um, why don't you let me do all the talking?", Greg said trying to be polite. The first table they came across was the popular kid table with Tammi and Kelli.

Just as they sat down, Tammi asked through her gritting teeth,"What are you two lovely 'people' doing here?"

"I think she put the air quotes on the wrong word", Greg whispered to Cass.

"What did you say about me?!?!", Tammi yelled.

"He didn't....I mean.......", Cassidy tried to correct.

"I think it just called you fat", Kelli told the other brat.

"What? No I didn't.......your not fat....well unless you like that....... I mean sure you're not 'skinny' but.........", Greg pleaded.

"LEAVE!!!!", Kelli and Tammi both yell in sync ( they're so in sync they could be a 90's boy band)

"Do you think they liked us?" Cassidy asked Gregory. He just shook his head, dumbfounded by the level of his girlfriend's stupidity.

The next table they came across was the book worm table. As soon as Cassidy opened her mouth to speak, they all grabbed their stuff and stood up.

"Wait, where are you guys going?" Greg questioned.

"TO THE LIBRARY YOU PEASANT! UNLIKE YOU WHO DOTH NOT NO OF ANY REAL CULTURE!" one of the scary creatures shrieked.

One of them in the far back shouted, "FLY YOU FOOLS", and they all scurried away, while the weight of their boulder backpacks dragged them down.

"Should we follow them to the library", Greg said. He did fancy himself a book every once in a while.

"God no, I hate reading. only intelligent people do that", Cass said as Greg began to doubt his choice of partners.

"I don't know if I can handle anymore of this exhausting friend making", Gregory told Cassy-bae.

"Yeah, I know, but we have to find a new table before the day is over or we will have to end up sitting by the intimidating popular kids", Cass said as she looked behind them to find Kelli and Tammi grimacing at them from across the room, barring their teeth.

"That's a scary thought. You're right we've got to keep moving", Greg responded as he cringed from the terrifying thought of going back to the demonic cheerleaders.

They walked for what seemed like miles (it was really only a few feet) before they came across a group of their "friends", or at least that's what Greg and Cassidy thought. They stood at the edge of the table, and listened to the conversation they were having.

"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR, TED CRUZ", Emilie yelled across the table to her sister, Seanita.

"i LiKe hiLaRy ClINtoN", Lucy the special wolf shouted.

"I like Bernie Sanders, but really any of the candidates other than Trump would do great", Maddy said as she sucked in air to keep from drooling. Seanita and Emilie both mimicked her, and got hit on the head with a sketch book.

"NEVER TRUMP! NEVER!!!!!" Elizabeth and Abby both shouted.

"This sounds like the perfect table to sit at!" Cassidy exclaimed.

"NO WAY!" everyone, including Gregory, yelled.

"Why not?" Cass questioned.

"bEcAUse tRUmP iS lE BeST!!!!" Greg shouted.

And that was the end of their search for a new table to sit at. In the end they just went back to sit with their original friends.