AN: First time making just a one-shot. I hope you enjoy this and don't forget to stay cool turtles! 🐢

Monika's POV

I sigh to myself in my head. Damn it Sayori!

Finally! I'm back at home from a long day of doing president things, the teachers bugging me about my club, giving me some papers do to, yeah the usual.

But, what do I come home to? I come home to my lazy girlfriend, all snuggled up on the couch, with junk food...

Listen I know she can eat whatever she wants, I'm not stopping her from eating what she loves. I'm just worried about her health is all.

She needs to have some health in her diet and that's what I'm going to give her.

"Hey, babe...what are you doing?" I ask, walking up to her. Sayori turns her head towards me, she has little crumbs on her face- which I do admit she looks cute like that- no, no I need to scold her!

"Ohh welcome bwck Moni! I'm jwst watching some tv, anythwing happen today?" She asks back. Her chewing face is so- ugh not now!

Ding ding reference time! Tell me which video.

Hint: It's from a youtube video that Wassabi did, with Alex and Roi.

Just tell her Monika. I stomp on over in front of Sayori, putting my hands on my hips and creasing my brows. I stare down to look into her ocean eyes.

"What's wrong?" She asks innocently.

"Sayori, we need to talk about your eating habits." My tone was nothing but strict, I meant for it to sound more soft, but oh well.

Sayori raises a brow. "...What are you talking about?" She asks another question, but afterwards she takes one of her chip bags and eats the carbon potato slice out of it.

"It's becoming a problem." I said. This time my voice was softer, but still strict.

My girlfriend gets mad at my comment. "Your becoming a problem!" A pout forms at her lips. Again, she munches on another chip and opens a new can of cola to sip on.

This isn't going well, so I decided to soften. "I'm just worried about your health is all." I bit my lip.

Uh oh...that face isn't a good sign. "You worry about yourself!" She, for what it feels like the millionth time, eats another chip.

"I hwve everything UNDER cwntrwl!" Weirdly, she pulls another soda out of nowhere and opens that one up as well.

Taking a sip of her magical sprite, she then opens a honeybun to go along with it.

"Really, Sayori?" I raise a brow and frown.

In the middle of her munching fest of eating a chip and siping on her sprite, I ask the words "Really?" But she continuously eats more of her honey bun and- for fuck sake how many sodas does she have under there?!

"Yes." She drinks her cola zero. Oh my God my girlfriend is being SOO stubborn!

I'm going to try one more time...! "ARE you sure?" For the final time I ask.

My lover points a lollipop at me. "YES I'M SURE, NOW GO AWAY!" Jesus that's the most childish voice I'v ever heard.

Sayori puts the lollipop in her mouth and tries to bit it all in one chomp. I just give her a weird look because of the childish like faces she's giving me.

The whole pop gets devoured by her, so she just chews it up, madly I might add.

I shake my head at her and walk off.

What the hell pushed her buttons today? She's not being my happy, nice Sayori, she's acting like a kid who got into the crack cabinet.

I don't know anymore, I'm just pissed that she would behave like that to ME. I was the one who was going to help her health out, but noOooO, she had to be a- oh what's that word she said once? Meanie? Yeah, she was being a complete meanie! A cute, red bowed, blue eyed meanie!

Phew! Sorry to whoever is going to read this, had to get that off my chest.

Anyway, convincing my girlfriend was a huge fail just like that one show...(Insert show you hate here.)

So now I have to come up with plan B.

Hmm...
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I hope this works.

It's dinner time and Sayori hasn't come out of her room, well our room... I'm guessing she's still mad at me for earlier, even though I should be the one mad.

Hopefully, she comes out soon because I have a very 'special' present for her. And that 'special' present is a plate of my favorite veggies.

A lot of you probably don't know this, but I'm a vegetarian (AN: True fact.) Yes you heard me. I'v always loved eating healthy, it was around the time I started playing basketball when I was younger.

Soon, after playing basketball and other sports, I started getting abs.

Anyway enough of the monologue, I should stop spacing out and get some veggies chopped up. Who knows when that girl could come.

Right as I consciously said that, foot steps could be heard behind me, making me jump.

My whole body jolted all the way around to see if it was who I thought it was. I was correct.

There stood my red headed lover looking very curiously my way. "Oh, S-Sayori, your here!" I cover my mouth because I didn't mean yell that out.

"I-I mean...your here." I lower my tone just a bit. Sayori stares at me for a little bit, looking at my position.

Here I am one hand on the edge of the counter, the other with the knife, looking like a complete lunatic.

"...What are you doing?" She asks. She rubs her baggy like eyes, it seems she's either been sleeping or is super tired.

"I-I'm a- just cooking dinner." Will you quit stammering! "And that would be?" She raises a eyebrow.

Crap.

I walk up to my girlfriend and push her towards the table. "It's a s-surprise." I try my best to block her view from looking over at the vegetables.

Quickly, I set her down at the table and get back to cutting. I totally forgot I still had this knife.

Honestly at this point I'm not surprised if Sayori knew what I was cutting, but I don't care she going to eat these veggies no matter what.

Something didn't feel right at all, in the air there was this awkward silence between us and I didn't like it.

The only sounds that could be heard was me cutting up some carrots, the last of the veggies I whipped up for Sayori.

Not long after, the redhead broke the silence. "...Monika..." She says quietly. Without look at her I answer, "Y-Yeah." You never learn Monika.

I didn't even need to to look back, I could tell she was playing with her fingers. "Um..." She trails off.

"I'm sorry..." My girlfriend said. I grab the plate of fully cut veggies and hide them behind my back.

"Hmm?" I hum, even though I knew exactly what she said.

Sayori sighs. "I- earlier when I yelled at you...I'm so sorry Moni. I was having a bad day today, you know, that kinda day where it feel like life is punching you in the face and doesn't give two fucks if your wasted." She looks down.

Where is this coming from? I set the plate on the table and wrap my arms around Sayori's shoulders, so I can hold her.

"Sayori...It's alright I forgive you." I rub circles on her back. "Do you though?" She buries her face on my chest.

"Yes I do, Cinnabun. From the beginning I could tell something was off with you, I knew that wasn't you. But right now...I can really tell your acting like, well, Sayori."

She chuckles. "Thank you, Moni. And I can promise you I'll always be Sayori, I mean, I never stopped." She kisses my neck, making me shiver a tiny bit, then goes to lay her head on my shoulder.

That's my Sayori.

"You made vegetables didn't you?" She asks, completely ruining the wholesome Sayonika moment...wait where did Sayonika come from?!

"Uh- maybee?" She groans at my comment.
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"It had to be veggies." Sayori pouts. I roll my eyes because she's doing the pout again.

I hold the fork with chopped carrots up to her mouth. "Sayori, like I said earlier you need to eat something healthy." Honestly, I rather go back to the moment we had not to long ago, but she needs to have some health.

Is Sayori...blushing? I get out of my thoughts to see a red faced Sayori looking at the fork.

"And why is your face red, hmm?" I ask teasingly. Her face goes from staring at the fork to panic and embarrassment.

"It's just...d-do you have to feed my like a baby." Sayori stares at me then the fork again.

I smirk. "Well, once a baby always a baby, right?"

My girlfriend pouts again. "I'm not a baby...!" Aand here we go with her childish act again. Sometimes it's cute, sometimes it can get on my nerves.

"Listen, Sayori, I just think this is a better system than you feeding yourself because I know your going to feed it to Huma or something like that." I hold the fork closer to her mouth, then Sayori moves back a little bit, cursing under her breath.

"Mmm I still don't want it." Child mode. You get use to it once it's cute like I said. "Aw come on Sayori." I wave the fork around.

"Mh mh. No."

"Just a little nibble, Sayo."

"No."

"Sayori~"

"..."

"Oh come on just take a bite." She won't give up! Fine time for the big guns.

I grab another piece off the plate, this time it's broccoli. "Here this one will be better, it has better flavor." I show her the piece of broccoli.

Sayori gives me a disgusted look. "What the hell is that green thing?!" She pokes it. "It's broccoli and it's good for you, now try it~" I grab her nape, so I can force her to eat it a little bit.

She tries to pull back, but my strength has over powered her, so she's inching closer...

And closer...

And closer...

Damn, she's closer to my face than I thought. Our faces were so close I could feel her breath hitting my face.

Crap! Aboard mission!

Before I could think about anything else, I could feel a pair of lips on my own, those lips belonged to my girlfriend of course. Who else could it be?

Before I knew it, I had dropped the fork and was now having a heated make out session with her.

What is my life anymore?

Who knew a plate of veggies could bring us back together. Seriously.

We both break away from each other, looking into another's eyes. Basically, we both questioned what the heck just happened.

"Damn, did that happen?" I ask. "I think it did?" Sayori even questions herself.

I untangle my arms from my girlfriend and start to question all of my sanity because of this day.

"I'm...just gonna...save these for later..." I said awkwardly, as I go for the bowls and lids.

"Actually, I'm glad I kissed you, so I didn't have to eat that...thing..." Sayori points at the broccoli. "Oh shush, your still gonna eat some of these veggies." I roll my eyes at her.

"Pfft. I can't eat any of that green stuff. You know why?" My girlfriend comes up to me.

"Why?" I question. Sayori comes closer to my ear.

"Because your the only green thing I can eat~" She whispers seductively in my ear, then runs off.

What...the fuck?! I widen my eyes, her whole sentence has totally caught me off guard and has left me a confused, blushing mess.

First she yells at me, then apologizes and we have a happy moment, then she refuses to eat any veggies, which eventually leaves us in a steamy kiss, and finally she says that dirty remark.
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Sayori you confuse me. And that's why you'll be the death of me.

AN: Huh. Like Moni said, who knew I could do that with just a girl trying to make another girl eat healthy. The mind is a weird place bois. Anyway, hope you enjoyed that one-shot on some of my gay babies. I'll see y'all in other stuff byee!! ✌️🐢