Fool and Intelligent  are walking on a road, and they find a 2000 rupee note lying down.
Fool - What should we do now?
Intelligent- We'll take 50:50.
Fool - What about the remaining 1900?
😬😵😵😵😬
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Fool: Let's go for movie.
Intelligent : I've got a doctor's appointment today...
Fool: Just cancel it; tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁

😝😜😛😛😊
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Fool reading a newspaper..
News:
"Athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Fool comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!
😅😃😜😝😀
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Intelligent: I have more fans than you.
👍👍
Fool: No big deal, I have an AC at home.😂