Bill Cipher: Today's just so wonderful
I feel like chuckling

Ha ha ha

I feel all fuzzy inside
Like a duckling
Full of tarantulas

And now that I'm here
It's gonna get weird

Ah-ha-ha-ha

Look at these creatures
Not enough features

Cats should be breath fire
Bears should sing choir

(Bears sing choir)

Very nice.

Look at this tower
Under my power

Look at these people
Puny and feeble

Ooooooo hooooo

Look, I'm just triangle
Trying to save you

From the delusions
Society  gave you

Gravity's a lie
And so is the sky

Trust in the all seeing
All-knowing eye

Look at this money
Who's that, Honey?

Look throughout history
How did you miss me?

Seriously. I'm all over the place.

Look at this weather
I could do better

Mandelbrot rainbows
Screaming tornados

Look at this loser
Drinking coffee

Sips

....Now it's decaf

Spits

Look at these people
Calling me evil

Right back at you
Now you're all statues

Now everything you know has disappeared

It's gonna get weird

*This song was cut for time in weirdmaggedon part one*

*This is one of my favorite versions of the song*