(The YouTube video is called When I'm Bill Cipher by mabelpines12345. You need to use sound when you watch it. Makes it much better.)
(While writing this, I probably watched that video over and over for about thirty minutes altogether. Yeah.)

Since I want you to know LOTS OF THINGS by the time this rambling book is over, let's get started with stuff you should know!

I'll start with...
How's about my favorite characters?
Yep? Okay, here we go!

1. Bill Cipher
I first learned about the show through Bill Cipher, so thank him for this. (THATS RIGHT! BOW!) Also, I just love him and his personality and character. More ranting about him later though, let's move on!

2. Ford (or Stanford, whichever.)
      Really, I don't know why he's one of my favorites. It might have something to do with the fact that every single last one of my friends agrees that I'm most like him. In real life. Here, I'm... Strange... And weird.
Next one!

3. Dipper
      Finally, one of the main characters!
      Honestly, I don't know why he's my third favorite. Pine Tree just is--I mean Dipper I said Dipper. (SURE.)

4. SHOOTI--Mabel!
      Come on. She wears wacky sweaters and has a great attitude. Who couldn't think that she's awesome?

4. Stan... Let's call him Fez, instead.
      WELL, SHE THINKS THAT FEZ HERE IS REALLY FUNNY, A GOOD CHARACTER IN THE SHOW.
Hey! I--well, no, actually, that's true. so, let's move on and--
NEXT ONE!

5. Wendy and Soos
      I couldn't decide.
      So, Wendy because she's Wendy, and Soos because he's Soos. Need I really add anything else about Ice Bag and Question Mark? I didn't think so.

6. Blendin Blandin
      Normally, he would not be here. But ever since the last episode has been getting closer, I've realized that he is a really interesting character.

7. Candy, Grenda, and Waddles
      What? I didn't know what order to them in so I put them all together. Who doesn't adore Waddles?

8. Pacifica Northwest
      I don't like her, but she's an important character so I felt like I needed to at least include Lama somehow.

9. Gompers, Jeff, Shmebulock
      I really like all of these characters. Enough said. (THAT KNOME HAS THE SAME VOICE AS ME!)

10. All other characters
      I'm too lazy to write any more.
      I BET THE READERS CAN'T TELL AT ALL.
      Will you be quiet, Little Dorito?

So, that was my list of favorite characters!
Bill was at the top, so you should know I'll be talking a lot about him.
I thought it would be nice to go ahead and make that point very clear.

SURE THAT THE READERS APPRECIATE IT.

Next up, favorite places in the Gravity Falls universe!
TOODLES!
        ~Aza