I will now inform you on the most important aspect of being a dream demon:
Making deals.
I will do this by telling you a story of myself at school today.

So, I was in PE, and I have it with a friend o mine who is also obsessed about Gravity Falls.

I made the mistake of letting her read Bill Cipher's page in 'Dipper and Mabel's guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun' book.

And ever since then, she keeps turning to me in PE for the whole hour and just keeps saying: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

And I have to deal with it the entire hour!
An entire hour!!!!

So, I decided to be smart.

See, I have a Culinary class right before PE, so I usually have some leftover food that we cooked.

Just so happens that we had baked Apple Scones. My friend loves those.

So she was saying Why Why Why WhYwHyWhYwHyWhy and it was driving me nuts.

I looked at her and said: "Okay, Pine Tree (that's what I call her) look, I know this I fun for you. But I hate it."

And she said "why?"

So I replied: "And I think that you'll stop if I offer a deal."

Friend: "Why?"

And then I said: "So, if you stop saying why all the time, for the rest of the day, I'll give you an Apple Scone."

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "And I'll give you a quarter that I found off the floor easier if you go and bug someone else."

Friend: *holds out hand*

So then we shook on it. As we did I made a sound effect for fire. Because why not.

And she totally did not think that she got the downside of the deal.
But she did.

She went to bug someone else. I followed her, and started to say, why? And I did it to her over and over and over and she never expected it.

And it drove her kray-kray.

And then, when she got the Apple Scone, I didn't give her the whole thing.

I said I would give her an Apple Scone. And while that heavily implies the entire Apple Scone, I never specified how much I would give her.

It was amazing.

I felt really smart.

She still got those 25 cents though.

I think it's fair. She gave me a black sheep plushie with red eyes one time that she made herself, so I consider it equal.

And that Bill Cipher plushie... And...

No, I also introduced her to Undertale, so it's fair... Probably?

And that was a little guide on how to make a deal! Make it sound really great when in fact it is! For you!
XD

Aza out!
*puts on green sunglasses and makes a peace sign while still giving you all a high five somehow*