"On the third day of Christmas, Cipher gave to us...

Three old journals

Two sets of twins

And a small hat on a pine tree"

Dipper: THE JOURNALS?!?!?

Bill: Yeah, sorry for destroying them.

Dipper: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

Iva: Calm down, Pine Hat.

Lau: Do we have comments today?

Iva: Many actually!!!

Mabel: YAY!!!

Sage: FIRST ONE'S MINE!!! I DARE BILL TO DRESS UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE AND Y'ALL DECORATE HIM!!!!!!!!

Everyone except Bill: YEAH!!!!!!

Bill: Uh, NO!!!! I REFUSE!!!!!!

Sage: It's a dare, you can't refuse!!! >:3

Bill: ... UGH!!! *snaps his fingers, his clothes changing into a Christmas tree outfit* Hmph...

Loki: Aww, you look adorable!

Bill: *blushes* ...

Iva: Now, to decorate!!!!

-after decorating Bill-

Bill: ... I look horrible.

Lau: Smile~! *takes a picture*

Bill: ERASE THAT!!!

Lau: Nah!

Iva: Moving on. LokiTheTalkingBoxCat dared herself to act like the opposite? Bow, if I remember correctly, opposite Loki is... normal me? *snaps her fingers*

Loki: ... What happened?

Iva: I honestly don't know. Anyways-

Theo: My turn. Sooooo I guess I have a dare for Pinecone. I dare you to decorate him as a Christmas tree.

Dipper: WHAT?!?

Bill: SUFFER LIKE I DID!!!

Iva: C'mon, Pine Hat~!

Dipper: NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: *quickly grab him before he can run away* MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!

Dipper: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

-some time later-

Dipper: *in a Christmas tree outfit* ... I hate you all.

Iva: We love you too. :3

Laurie: Hehe, it's my turn. I have a dare-thing (???). *holds up mistletoe* All couples, you know what the rule is.

Iva: *blushes* LAURIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurie: Hehehehhehee.

Jubs (aka: L.S): *appears* The host should go first!!!

Iva: *blushes more* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Lau: Agreed.

Mabel: YES!!!!!!!

Iva: NO!!!!!!!

Bill: But you want to~!

Sage: *very red* ...

Iva: *as red as a tomato* CIPHER, I WILL SEW YOUR MOUTG SHUT BEFORE RIPPING YOUR LIMBS AND MAKING A CHANDELIER FROM THEM!!!!!!

Bill: So rude. ;^;

Iva: *growls*

Laurie: It's a dare,, you must!!!

Iva: ................

Sage: *looks at Iva* ...........................

Iva: *GROAN, grabs Sage's face and kisses her*

Sage: MM!!!!!!!!! *turns crimson red*

Mabel: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, takes a picture*

Jubs: Send me that!!!!!!!

Iva: *pulls away, her face all shades of red* Hmph.

Sage: ................ *falls back*

Iva: !!!!!!!!! SAGE!!!

Sage: *dazed* fInE, i'M fInE...!

Mabel: NEXT COUPLE, LOKI AND BILL!!!!!!

Bill: WHAT?!?

Loki: ...... *quickly kisses Bill's cheek*

Bill: *turns beat red* .......................

Jubs and Mabel: AWWWWWWWW!!!

Mabel: NIGHTMARE AND DIPPER, YOUR TURN!!!!!!!

Dipper: H-HUH?!?!?!?!?

Nightmare: U-uh.......

Dipper and Nightmare: ... *kiss really quickly, both blushing deeply*

Iva: OK EPISODE OVER, BYE!!!

Mabel and Jubs: NO-!!!

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