"On the tenth day of Christmas, Cipher gave to us...

Ten Santa hats

Nine Christmas sweaters

Eight Christmas cutouts

Seven second neighbors

Six fireworks

Five golden demons!!!!!!

Four annoying gnomes

Three old journals

Two sets of twins

And a small hat on a pine tree."

Iva: Again, apologies for skipping a day. But hey, we get two things today!

Mabel: SWEATERSSSSSSS!!!

Lau: And hats?

Stan: Why do I have a hat and no sweater?

Iva: It was nine sweaters and ten hats, do the math.

Stan: ...

Mabel: On with the dares!!!

Wendy: Laurie, what's your dare?

Laurie: *sigh* I dare all of the Bills to take the person they're annoying and hang out with them.

Bills: YAY!!!

Iva: No. No. Nope. Nah. Nu-uh. No no no no no no no. That's it, I'm deleting this story. I've had enough, no, goodbye everyone!!!!!!!

Everyone: WAIT-!!!

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Sage: fIvE oF uS wIlL dIe ToDaY...

Bill 5: Let's go hang out with Waddles!!!!!!!!!

Mabel: Yeah!!!!!!!!

Mabel and Bill 5: *run off*

Iva: ... make that four of us.

Dipper: *wrapped in a ball in the corner*

Bill 2: Pinetree, why don't you like your real name Mason? Can I call you Mason? Or Dipper? Or Pine Hat? Or Pine? Or Dip? Or Dippy? Or Dipping sauce? Or Dipstick? Or-?

Dipper: SHUT UP!!!

Bill 2: ... I'll stay with Pinetree. Is hmtuat ok? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it?

Dipper: YES, WHATEVER, JUST STOP TALKING!!!

Bill 4: *hugs Sage* Yay, father-daughter bonding time!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Theo: ...

Bill 3: ... Hi!

Theo: ... hey?

Bill 3: It's strange, but I don't know much about you!

Theo: Let's keep it that way.

Laurie: Now go hang out!!!

Iva, Sage, Dipper, Theo, and Bills: *disappear*

Lau: So while they do that, Laurie, care to say the last line?

Laurie: Really?!?

Lau: Yeah.

Laurie: Well, thank you for reading!!! If you wish for more, make sure to leave a comment, question, and/or challenge!!! And remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEEEE!!!

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