Laurie: Today we'll be doing something a little different! UwU

Bill: That's never a good sign..

Dipper: yeh...

Tami: Stfu-

Mabel: YOUR BACK!

Tami: Damn right, I helped Lel with the episode! UwU

Joel: Lel?

Laurie: One of my many nicknames, anyway This episode was also possible with my best buddy Tami, so thanks Tams!

Iv: So what we doing today?

Laurie: Zodiac things!!! UwU

Mabel: ???

Laurie: It'll make more sense when we go on- .-.

♈Aries - Iv♈

♒Aquarius - Laurie♒

♎Libra - Weenies♎

♊Gemini - Dipper♊

♑Capricorn - Mabel♑

♌Leo - Tami♌

♓Pisces - Joel♓

♏Scorpio - Bill♏

♉Taurus - Marco♉

♋Cancer - Matt♋

Laurie: 'Aight any questions so far?

Iv: Yeah, I thought you were also an Aries?

Laurie: I am..

Bill: So why are you an Aquarius?

Laurie: Shut up, I wanted to add more Zodiac Signs- U^U

Dipper: Shouldn't me and Mabel have the same signs though?

Mabel: Yeah?

Laurie: I WILL FLIP A TABLE!!! I SAID I WANTED TO ADD MORE SIGNS-

Joel: *Slowly hugs her tightly* Shhh, it's okay...

Laurie: Whatever... Just get on with the first picture- >^<

Iv: Damn right, Who want's to test it out? UwU

Bill: I'm good-

Iv: *takes off her shoe yEETing it at Bill*

Bill: WHYYYYYYYY-

Laurie: Yeh, I don't wake up nobody... I don't even wake up myself-

Joel: I don't stare at people...?

Laurie: You stare at me whenever we sleep in your room and I don't wake up. .-.

Joel: N-No I don't..!

Laurie: Whatever helps you sleep at night-

Joel: I hate you- >^<

Tami: *Laughing* DAMN RIGHT I DO!

Everyone: ._.

Tami: Shut up it's true- qwq

Dipper: Not my ideal way to wake someone up..

Mabel: YES *Harshly shakes Dipper-*

Dipper: MABEL, I'M NOT ASLEEP!

Weenies: *Laughing-* I love this! UwU

Matt: I don't cook though, so... yeah...

Marco: ... Meh-...

Bill: At least I go back to sleep- .-.

Iv: YEAH, SOMEONE GET ME MY COFFEE-

Laurie: This ain't correct, I love coffee bitches..

Matt: Yeah I agree with this.. I hate coffee-

Iv and Laurie: TwT

Mabel: I don't like coffee either, Mabel juice is better-

Dipper: Eh, Coffee's okay... Not my favorite though-

Joel: Not a big fan of it either- 

Bill: *Already drinking coffee-*

Marco: Coffee is okay but I don't ever drink it..

Weenies: Coffee is luv, Coffee is life- UwU

Tami: Ehhhhhhhhh, I still don't like the drink. .-.

Iv and Weenies: Welp-

Marco: I guess me and Joel should date now- .-.

Laurie: GET THE FUCK AWAY-

Everyone: ._.

Mabel: I go out with a mystery person! UwU

Matt: Well, this is awkward..

Laurie: Yep..

Joel: What do you mean..?

Matt: Laurie is my ex-

Laurie: Yeh....... Well I go out with Marco...

Joel and Laurie: Who you gonna pick Marco...?

Marco: ._.

Bill: I guess I go out with Iv..?

Iv: ... No-

Dipper: Libra... Well Weenies allow me to introduce myself! UwU

Weenies: .-.

Tami: Libra... Hello Weenies...! UwU

Weenies: Hellu! UwU

Iv: ...? Only 20%?

Marco: ... I swear I'm not hiding anything-

Weenies: ... I might be hiding something-

Laurie: Yeah that seems about right-

Iv: Someone explain why Joel is 100%?

Everyone: ...

Laurie: ... What are you hiding from me...? QwQ

Joel: N-Nothing...!

Iv: You stutter- .-.

Joel: ...

Weenies: Matt... What are you hiding..?

Matt: ... Nothing-

Bill: Ha-... I'm 1000%, Get dunked on!

Laurie: Alright Sans-

Dipper: Apparently I'm 30%-

Mabel: Cuz you don't got anything to hide- ._.

Dipper: ;w;

Marco: 60% Huh?

Tami: Bruh-... ._.

Iv: Mabe you 80%, wtf you hiding?

Mabel: ... NEXT PICTURE-

Laurie: ... Sure.. I'll work with that..

Iv: I AM NOT CARRYING 7 CHILDREN-

Bill: Eh...

Dipper: I'll live with it-

Weenies: AH HELL NO-

Joel: ... 5-6?

Bill: You and Laurie are gonna have 4 so-

Laurie: SHUT IT-

Joel: ._.

Mabel: YES! I love children! UwU

Tami: ... I don't really like children- ;w;

Matt: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO HAVE 7 CHILDREN-

Iv: WHO WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!

Marco: I don't really want power but okay-

Dipper: Aw, I do want to be happy! QwQ

Matt: I'm good fam-

Tami: YUS, BOW DOWN BITCHES!!

Weenies: ... Someone make me a dress...

Laurie: On it! UwU

Bill: ... WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Mabel: Sure! I'll take Money!!

Laurie: Disgusting- -.-

Joel: I do like pizza! UwU

Iv: I'm not a bully! QwQ

Marco: ... I'm not that smart-

Dipper: This is insulting... qwq

Matt: ... *Was the student Council President at his school-* 

Tami: EMO BITCHES UNITE-

Weenies: Now it's just being mean- T^T

Bill HA, I'M THE DANK LORD-

Mabel: ... I don't play instruments-

Laurie: ... I'm a nerd.. but I'm ugly as fuck-

Joel: Nu! Stfu... But I'm the school artist apparently! UwU

Laurie: Cuz you art good-

Iv: IMMA DESTROY YOU ENGLAND-

Marco: *Laughing his ass off-* YESS I LOVE THIS-

Dipper: That ain't it..

Matt: I DON'T LIKE CHILDREN!

Tami: *Laughing so frickn' hard-* IF THAT AIN'T TRUE-

Weenies: I NEED ANOTHER DRESS!!!

Iv and Laurie: On it-

Bill: What kinda of man do you take me for?! QwQ

Iv: Idk man-

Mabel: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!

Dipper: I dunno Mabe...

Mabel: I WILL SHAVE YOUR HEAD!

Dipper: ...

Laurie: ... No, I would never-

Joel: ... I don't... Why.. I'm not even that attached to kittens..

Iv: What about Dusk?

Joel: .-.

Laurie: Give Dusk loaf-

Iv and Bill: ... *Look at each other*

Bill: *Kisses Iv's hand* There-

Marco: ... Uh..

Tami: ... *Gently Kisses Marco's forehead-*

Dipper: There is no Virgo here-

Laurie: *Kisses Matt's cheek* There! UwU

Matt: ... Alright then-

Weenies and Joel: ...

Joel: *Kisses Weenies forehead-* ...

Weenies: ... I guess that just happened.. ._.

Iv: ... Bruh-

Marco: Sure....

Dipper: *Thinking about Treebros and Boyf Riends-*

Matt: ... Um..

Laurie: ... M... Do we have to talk?

Matt: I'M FINE-

Tami: *Already asleep-*

Weenies: But what am I eating?

Iv: Food-

Bill: I'M NOT A PERVERT, I WOULD NEVER-

Mabel: I don't use tumblr-

Laurie: Sure, that sounds about right-

Joel: ...

Laurie: Babe... Do we need to have a talk..?

Joel: I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING ILLEGAL THINGS-

Iv: Surrreeeeeeeee-

Iv: I'm big confused...

Marco: Mmm, Okay..

Dipper: Don't change me pls...

Matt: ... Please don't give me false hope-

Tami: Challenge me, I don't give two shits-

Weenies: Don't push me peasants-

Bill: Nobody can Lie to me... I know everything-

Mabel: Yeah! *glaring at Dipper-*

Dipper: ;w;

Laurie: ... Yeah that sounds about right...

Joel: Pls don't abandon me...

Laurie: Of course not! 

Elise: *Exists-*

Laurie: BACK AWAY BI-

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-

Iv and Laurie: We 'bout to destroy that campsite-

Marco and Joel: ... I think we can trust each other...

Dipper and Weenies: This is fine..

Matt: I'm utterly alone-

Tami: As am I-

Bill and Mabel: YUSS-

Dipper and Iv: No...

Marco: I'm alone now-

Matt: As am I again..

Laurie and Weenies: ... Uh... No.. not exactly..

Joel: ...

Bill: Love you Joel~

Joel: Love you too Dorito~ UwU

Bill: Nevermind.. I don't love you anymore..

Mabel and Tami: Sure-

Iv: *Laughing* I love this one!

Marco: What am I watching though-

Dipper: Hamilton-

Matt: MATT IN THE BATHROOM, MATT IN THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY-

Tami: Nah fam-

Weenies: ... Uh... Sure...

Bill: *Sipping from coffee mug* I'm watching you meatsacks-

Iv: *Holds up holy water* CALL ME MEATSACK ONE MORE TIME-

Bill: NO-

Mabel: I don't Drink...

Laurie: I don't smoke...

Joel: All alcohol tastes disgusting..

Laurie: Imma end the episode right here, cuz It's pouring outside and I want to just relax before I head off to bed, So thank you so much for reading and I will see you in the next episode with more Zodiac stuff, Bye!